Every year the blondes get together for a convention. Everyone who goes must be a natural blonde. Whilst there, they have a game show competition. The host is the only non-blonde in the convention. One blonde is up and the host asks her:
"What is 2 + 2?"
The blonde thinks hard then replies enthusiastically:
"5!"
The host shakes his head and says:
"I''m sorry that is incorrect..." but the crowd screams "give her another chance! give her another chance!" and so the host says:
"Ok, ok, now what is 2 x 1?"
"3!" replies the blonde
and once again the crowd screams "give her another chance! give her another chance!"
so the host say:
"alright but this is your last chance... what is 3 + 1?"
the blonde falls very quiet and after a few tense silent minutes she replies:
"4?"
to which the crowd screams:
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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