The Blonde Convention Every year the blondes get together for a convention. Everyone who goes must be a natural blonde. Whilst there, they have a game show competition. The host is the only non-blonde in the convention. One blonde is up and the host asks her: "What is 2 + 2?" The blonde thinks hard then replies enthusiastically: "5!" The host shakes his head and says: "I''m sorry that is incorrect..." but the crowd screams "give her another chance! give her another chance!" and so the host says: "Ok, ok, now what is 2 x 1?" "3!" replies the blonde and once again the crowd screams "give her another chance! give her another chance!" so the host say: "alright but this is your last chance... what is 3 + 1?" the blonde falls very quiet and after a few tense silent minutes she replies: "4?" to which the crowd screams: "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!" |