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MotherTrucker
Contributed by
neptunes_first
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Wednesday, 19th January 2005 @ 02:30:06 AM in AEST
Topic:
PsychoticPoems
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*bzzt*
Breaker! Breaker! 9-8-1!
Dis hairy momma's on duh gun!
Watch out boys, in CB Land!
Mah husband's gearstick's in mah hand!
Ah'v revved dis rig right upta 6
an' now ah'll pull some fannsay tricks!
Like bulldoze all's you Diner-freaks,
who tells those jokes 'bout mah butt cheeks!
Ah'll flatten all yo' trucker caps,
widen all yo' buck teeth gaps!
wreck yo' rigs, and call duh pigs
to bust yo' racket's for 'dem cigs!
Now why?, ah hear yo' whinin' wheelers-
Well, ah'll tel y'all grit pigsty squealers-
Dat joke about mah foul man's dog,
just got me mad as hellfire'd hog!
Dat no-good, low-life man-ah-mine,
now'd y'know where his guts be lyin'?
Dat's right! Down on route sixty fo'
Where's head met mah foot haa'd to duh flo'!
So, t'all yo' boys in CB land,
you'd better zip up, and understand!
Dat dis big momma ain't no sucker-
Now . . .
she be yo' wusst nightmare,
MuthaTrucker . . .
*bzzt*
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Re: Re: MotherTrucker
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Monday, 31st January 2005 @ 04:01:20 AM AEST
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I luv this one as it has me laughing my *** off.
Very good write.
i certainly know sometin about them truckers and ex truckers.
luv, huggs, big ole smiles,
emy |
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Re: Re: MotherTrucker
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Good construction, detailed subject matter, a familiar understanding of the lingo and trucker culture) and very funny!. Much enjoyed.
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