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Dearest Hallmark

Contributed by softerware on Thursday, 19th April 2018 @ 03:15:44 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Graduations, weddings, mothers / fathers days;
Cards for all occasions, dog and cats birthdays!

Happy this and sorry that; what a darling little brat;
Heard you died, heard your sick; Hallmark says youíll get well quick!

Happy housewarm; Glad youre gay;

Iím in Europe! Iím engaged!
Heard you graduated!
Thank you, or Forgive me please;
Or OOPS, this cards belated!

Iíve checked the aisles up and down,
Iíve Googled it of course;
But I canít find a single card that celebrates divorce!

You know, the kind that tells our friends
Weve parted; its a mess.
Pick a side; when you decide;
Heres my new address.

We signed the papers yesterday;
Facebook me sometime.
Iím glad to say; I moved away;
Iím up for a good time.

(The only ones we tell for sure;
Do nothing to deserve it;
Our bank, the power company,
And the wi-fi service!)

Nows the time a little rhyme
Would really hit the spot;
Not for what we have this time;
But for what weve NOT.

Copyright © softerware ... [ 2018-04-19 03:15:44]
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Re: Dearest Hallmark (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Thursday, 19th April 2018 @ 03:23:31 AM AEST
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U hit the nail on the head with this one.

Re: Dearest Hallmark (User Rating: 1 )
by Durango on Thursday, 19th April 2018 @ 03:12:26 PM AEST
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They should make a card that covers all things you wrote. Did you come up with hollowthanksmusday?
You make me laugh.

Re: Dearest Hallmark (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 22nd April 2018 @ 09:23:10 AM AEST
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this is great,
they should make a museum
of greeting card,
I am quite sure there is a
card for any and all occasion
where you spend more time
looking for something you should
write yourself. How is it nothing
seems to fit.
Just a little post, I write them
when I was away and mispell
words, because I could
as joke try to make
something out of nothing
seem genuine.


Re: Dearest Hallmark (User Rating: 1 )
by Invierno on Monday, 14th May 2018 @ 09:38:00 PM AEST
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Classic Soft!

What more is there to add?


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