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The Side

Contributed by Robdob_2004 on Sunday, 26th June 2005 @ 11:51:58 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

There are many things
that men dont understand
like how a woman works
and the things they demand

But one thing i cant grasp
and believe me i have tried
is when my woman says to me
"your keys are on the side"

Oh you know where i mean
its that mysterious moving place
where woman make there men
look a total utter disgrace

They make men flap around
and get them all confused
we are not sure
which side we have to choose

Everywhere has sides!
most rooms have four!
tell me where it is
then it aint such a chore

Worse when you cant find it
and she gives you that smug look
the look where she is telling you
your dignity has just been took

But when her friend Dawn drops by
looking for her baking tray
your girl says its on the side
and Dawn finds it straight away!?

So maybe its us men?
We might just be numb
so please make it easy for us
and narrow the sides down to just one.

Copyright © Robdob_2004 ... [ 2005-06-26 11:51:58]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: The Side (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Sunday, 26th June 2005 @ 12:07:10 PM AEST
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Not dumb..........just..well the simple things are the hardest for yall. LOL. Did not mean that in a bad way, just differ from females.
Liked this, made me laugh a lil. But if we were all the same, it would be boring.
Thanks for posting.!

Brew~

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