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Ohhh you wouldn't believe
Contributed by
discantbelife
on
Wednesday, 8th June 2005 @ 10:15:25 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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You wouldn't BELIEVE what HAPPEN
The OTHER DAY
What SOMEONE had the NERVE to SAY.
This JERK called me FAT
And I TELL you THAT was THAT,
I looked HIM straight in the FACE
And TOLD him...
"I'M ABOUT TO CATCH A CASE"
Then with all HIS CHARM
I simply LIFT up my ARM
And CAUGHT him ACROSS his FACE
Then started SPRAYING his BUTT with MASE.
"HE SAID WHY DID YOU DO ALL THAT?"
I said because YOU NEVER ever CALL your own WIFE FAT.
Even if i can't FIT IN that Dress
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Re: Ohhh you wouldn't believe
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Wednesday, 8th June 2005 @ 11:00:22 PM AEST (User
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Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooo guess u told him.
good write.
huggs,
emy |
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Re: Ohhh you wouldn't believe
(User Rating: 1 ) by bethie on
Thursday, 9th June 2005 @ 09:07:39 AM AEST (User
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You could get into some legal trouble though, and then that would be worsr, wouldn't it? |
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