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SPROUT'N TENNIES

Contributed by Lovingcritters on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 05:00:41 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry






SPROUT'N TENNIES

'Twas high and below,
stacked steep, and sticky
like Velcro!
Spring housecleaning
brings me much sorrow!
There's mold, and no gold...
Dirt and grime, sublime!
But this year a miracle
occurred, unheard throughout
all time.
I reached for my
Tennies
behind the foot stand.....
They moved, I jumped,
the dogs ran.....


There's something growing
between the Saran!
If all Heaven fell upon
my head, I swear......
My old Tennies have sprouted
I do declare!
Just like onions in my kitchen
They've grown sprouts,
an unknown
function!
Green, Yellow, Brown
Spring cleaning meltdown!
I'm quite insane,
I need more champagne!



I checked again
just to see.....
After a drink or two
'er maybe
three.....
They've changed colors
and are blluuurrry.....
Looks like wings
all flapppy...
My Tennies are flyingggg,
My little cockatiel upon
a bike is ridinnnng,....
Oh Shooot for the hooot
let the spring cleaning gooooo.....
I'd rather sit here
and watch the shooow!

Created by
Lovingcritttters
ConSuuuue
May 27, 2005



"It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
The trouble is, I can't remember if it's
the thirteenth or the fourteenth?"
~George Burns~



"Champagne Smileess!"








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Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 05:18:43 PM AEST
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I love this

Shari


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by Nazmythian on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 05:19:31 PM AEST
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Connie !!! Wanna come do mine next ? LOL Here you just gotta worry 'bout the dog, the puppy, the two cats, the 4 parakeets, the cockatiel, the gecko, and the neighborhood kids.

Nazzy ~
( doin spring yard work this weekend )


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 05:43:00 PM AEST
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Yeahhhh ConSue!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonderfully funny!!!!
You always come up with such original ideas!


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by mina-1 on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 05:56:53 PM AEST
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Momma ConSue you always know how to put a smile on my face. You bring me so much enjoyment and pleasure just by reading ur remarkable work. You capture ur subject so well and always bring out the funny side of it.
God Bless ur dear heart Momma ConSue.
As ur brat # 2 beams with happiness for having u as her mom.
love ya always mom ConSue,
ur brat # 2 ,
~sue~


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 06:04:40 PM AEST
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2 cute Conni got an extra for me Ill take a double straight up
Michelle


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by Elizabeth_Dandy on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 06:54:46 PM AEST
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Awefully cute this Consue. You sure know how to make a poem out of the smallest thing.

Comes to mind:
Upon this speech the valiant maid replkied:
"Imagination Sirs of course it is
This is the gentle way wherewith
The Lord will prod her first and then provide."

Fitright? Ha ha ha
Loved it
Warm love
Elizabeth


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 08:52:00 PM AEST
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I'm smiling! it's nearly 3 in the morning here and I came in 3 hours ago from a very drunken barbeque at my sisters.
Anyway I fell asleep (as you do) and woke up to find my son and sister had shaved a huge bald patch on my thigh! familys who'd have 'em? so enjoy your champagne and spring cleaning as for me i'm off to bed in a bit to prepare myself for tomorrows hangover.

Johnny.


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Saturday, 28th May 2005 @ 12:37:15 AM AEST
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Hey Mom,
don't forget to water yo tennies.
Very funny, cut write.
huggs, luv, smiles,
yobrat,
emy


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by MorningDove on Saturday, 28th May 2005 @ 01:46:47 AM AEST
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Now I know what I have been doing wrong in spring cleaning all these years. I have been waiting for the drinks AFTER the cleaning. Sounds like much more fun your way. This and you are absolutely adorable.

Rita


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 28th May 2005 @ 04:20:39 AM AEST
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lol I loved this ,,you have a wonderful way with words,,,mind you I don't think anything would grow in my tennis shoes,,


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by Vampirequeen on Saturday, 28th May 2005 @ 05:00:34 AM AEST
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Yes Connie honey come to my house lol.
Did ya know my best friends name is connie too.lolanyways as always your writes are awsome i love them all.


Re: SPROUT'N TENNIES (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 30th May 2005 @ 11:35:30 AM AEST
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your so sweet connie, lol on your shoes:) hugs n' love nessa

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