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A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
Contributed by
kylie
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Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 10:13:56 AM in AEST
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WHAT IS THIS A GIRLS BEST FRIEND.
I EAT IT ALL UNTIL THE END.
THIS IS HEAVEN CAN YOU SEE.
ALL THIS CHOCOLATE IN FRONT OF ME.
I SAY TO MYSELF JUST ONE MORE.
SO I GET UP TO GO TO THE STORE.
I FIND SOME ON SALE AND BUY THEM ALL.
HERE I GO STRAIGHT TO THE MALL.
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE HERE AND THERE.
WHATS GETTING TIGHT? MY UNDERWEAR.
I EAT ONE MORE ON THE ROAD.
HERE I GO TO HIT THE KERMODE.
WITH A GLIPSE I SEE THE SCALE.
I LOOK TO SEE, MY FACE IS PALE.
I’VE GAINED 10 POUNDS..I HIT THE FLOOR.
I NEED CHOCOLATE I YELL BUT JUST ONE MORE!
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kylie
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2005-05-27 10:13:56]
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Re: A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
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by Jaycee on
Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 11:24:53 AM AEST
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| A very amusing poem, very entertaining. And true, too. Chocolate is an endorphin rich food and endorphins stimulate the pleasure center of the brain. The more you eat, the better you feel. Now the scale's broken, so you'll have to deal ;) |
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Re: A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
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by hauntedscorp on
Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 04:08:54 PM AEST
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Hehehe. This was a funny little poem!
"What's getting tight? My underwear..." lmao
This gave me a giggle!
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