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rules part 1- read only with a good sense of humor
Contributed by
kylie
on
Thursday, 26th May 2005 @ 09:29:20 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Don’t eat sweets before dinner.
Eat low carbs you’ll get thinner.
Don’t pick a wedgie in the store.
Pick it at home the night before.
Don’t ride your bike in the street.
At the movies take someones seat.
Don’t slurp your drink through a straw.
You can’t wear a white t-shirt without a bra.
Don’t pick your nose while you’re in your car.
Pick it alone and flick it far.
Don’t eat your food after you pet the dog.
Use two squares so the toilet wont clog.
Don’t be afraid to break a rule or two.
Just do it alone where no one is watching you.
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2005-05-26 09:29:20]
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Re: rules part 1- read only with a good sense of humor
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by Jaycee on
Thursday, 26th May 2005 @ 11:23:39 AM AEST
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| Rhymes really fine. Don't think you crossed a line. Although nutty you be. It's okay with me. |
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Re: rules part 1- read only with a good sense of humor
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by In_a_while on
Thursday, 26th May 2005 @ 12:09:20 PM AEST
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| Hahaha! that was so awesome! so full of life's little quirks!! It sure is a breath of fresh air to the poems i've read so far!! keep it up |
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