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Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
Contributed by
Silent-No-More
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Wednesday, 25th May 2005 @ 05:34:25 PM in AEST
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They're putting the Cat in the Hat on trial
I hear they've thrown the book at him
There's a list of charges, a trial date set
And his future's looking grim
There are prosecutors and witnesses
Conspiring to make a solid case
The Cat's been arrested for breaking in
'Though the kids let him in the place!
He posted bail and wanders about
With his tail dragging 'cross the floor
He's told his lawyer he has no defense
Saying, "So be it" and little more
Oh friends, I fear that he is doomed
As yes, good judgment he did lack
For foolishly, he dared to return
In The Cat in the Hat Comes Back
Maybe, just maybe, he'd have been ok
If he hadn't pushed his luck
But the second trip just made it worse
And his chances now are sunk
I'll go to the trial and offer my support
To the Cat that does deserve it so
Hoping that they will set him free
But who knows which way it'll go
Yes, I will definitely be there
When that old cat takes to the stand
Grinning just so, I imagine he?ll be
As he raises a paw in lieu of a hand
If I were his lawyer, I'd argue that
It could have been so much worse
To leave the children home alone
Is a far greater offense, of course
And that crazy cat, for all his faults
Only meant to be their friend
So it isn't fair by any stretch
That he should pay for it in the end
I'm just praying that his lawyer
Is a bright guy and has the sense
To think to mention that it has been
Many a year since the offense
I'm not sure, but I would think
The statue of limitations has run out
And if that doesn't work, well I guess
There is always reasonable doubt!
And no... I'm not kidding... I'm hoping to make it to the trial as well as some of the other events - Click here for the story : ).
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by hauntedscorp on
Wednesday, 25th May 2005 @ 05:45:03 PM AEST
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LOL---Clever you are Snemmy! That sounds like it'll be a fun event for you & your daughter. I love your imagination Snem...the wheels are forever turning! This was a cute and entertaining write.
Scorp.
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by ElatedNBliss on
Wednesday, 25th May 2005 @ 05:47:51 PM AEST
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| cute poem. but i lved the way u wrote it. very thought out. :) |
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by entropytripping on
Wednesday, 25th May 2005 @ 06:08:36 PM AEST
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| light and clever yet carried out like a pro, i love it |
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by MorningDove on
Wednesday, 25th May 2005 @ 06:44:46 PM AEST
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Well, this is absolutely adorable. (you mispelled trial a couple of times). I had not heard of this event and am deeply troubled by it. That cat may be a bit mischevious and precocious but is certainly no threat to those cnildren. (bad parents leaving them alone). Be sure to keep us informed of the trial proceedings. Loving this.
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by mina-1 on
Wednesday, 25th May 2005 @ 08:31:11 PM AEST
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Snemmy this is absolutely great. You made me laugh. Such an awesome captivating write from start to finish. Please do keep us informed about the trial. Would love to hear the verdict. Talented and clever u sure are.
*hugs*
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by freckle on
Wednesday, 25th May 2005 @ 09:31:01 PM AEST
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Really cute write! I love it and I bet your daughter will too. Very, very creative!
Carol |
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by Jimmato on
Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 01:13:53 AM AEST
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| Second last stanza was a bit lacking but a great little poem I'll have to steal for my friend's son. |
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by Spike on
Friday, 8th July 2005 @ 04:55:31 AM AEST
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Oh I wish I wish I hadn't stealed that dish....
unfortunately the link didn't work, so I couldn't read the story that inspired this one.
What will this politically correct world dream up next - Goldilocks and her three restraining orders? Tom Thumb and his court ordered 12 step pie fetish program (in a pop-up book, of course!)
Anyway, I think he'll get off. At the last minute, when all seems lost, he manages to pull something out of his hat.
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Re: Newsflash: Cat Trial to Begin Soon
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 17th June 2006 @ 11:26:41 PM AEST
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Heeheehee....I love it!!!!!!
But drat, I can't read the story of the cat cause got: Sorry, the page you requested was not found
Must have been some silly hound that took that darn site down.
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