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Awkward Moments
Contributed by
dtborchert
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Friday, 13th May 2005 @ 06:06:37 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Do you pick your nose,
Jiggle your toes,
And tickle your privates,
When no one knows?
Do you smell your own farts,
Aye, love your own toots?
Do you belch really loud,
Are you quite a brute?
Do you scratch your ass,
When no one’s around?
Sniff your underarm,
As though you’re a hound?
And how bout those men,
Always adjusting themselves,
Eyes all glazed over,
Like small horny elves.
Were you ever in public,
And have an awkward itch?
That made your eyes water,
And then start to twitch?
Inconspicuous you are,
As you lurch for the spot,
But everyone saw,
And now you’ve been caught!
Well I’m glad you’ve admitted it,
It’s time you came true,
But, me, I am a lady,
Though who the hell are you?
Copyright ©
dtborchert
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2005-05-13 06:06:37]
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Re: Awkward Moments
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by crap_snapper on
Friday, 13th May 2005 @ 08:21:39 AM AEST
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| made me smile ;) |
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Re: Awkward Moments
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 20th May 2005 @ 01:48:50 AM AEST
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A lady eh? *cough*
well yes of course how could I doubt?
Superb poem old girl, made me chuckle it did.
J |
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Re: Awkward Moments
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 10:33:41 PM AEST
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OMG!!!! I don't understand how this only has 2 comments..... This is hilarious!!!!! I don't think I will stop laughing tonight..... I am glad I came here.... Lmao......
Thank you...
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Re: Awkward Moments
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by needledancing on
Monday, 12th March 2007 @ 10:52:46 PM AEST
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Yes to all of the above,
I sent you a rating filled with love.
Very cute it made me smile.
As I reach to scratch my itchy pile.
lol....excellent write |
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Re: Awkward Moments
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by sensible_paper on
Monday, 12th November 2007 @ 05:02:38 AM AEST
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amazing and very real
I dont know how many
things that I have done that
Im afraid to admit
Good job |
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