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Questions For Mummy

Contributed by white_tiger on Tuesday, 26th April 2005 @ 08:54:28 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Mummy, why is the earth round?
Why is it shaped like a ball?
Wouldn't the oceans run off into space?
Would all humans plunge and fall?

Will the Sun really burn up one day?
Or is that just an old wise tale?
Mummy, does it really rain cats and dogs?
Doesn't it hurt if you're struck by hail?

I wonder whether global warming's harmful
Mum, can you help me here?
What would happen if there were no scientists?
Would Daddy have never become an engineer?

Do cats really have nine lives?
Why don't dogs have them too?
Why is the grass always green, Mummy?
And the sky always blue?

I wonder why Mars is called the red planet?
Is it because it is red?
Why do I have to go to school, Mum?
Can't I have a robot teach me instead?

What would the world do without computers?
Mum, do you think that technology would fail?
I wonder why they call it a mouse
When it doesn't even have a tail.

Is the earth just one fat ball?
Or is everything stuck together with glue?
what is the actual purpose of wires?
Is it what the electrons travel through?

Mummy, can I be the first person in space?
And own a Martian called Middy-Maddy?
What does the word science really mean?
Maybe I should go ask Daddy.

Copyright © white_tiger ... [ 2005-04-26 20:54:28]
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Re: Questions For Mummy (User Rating: 1 )
by mylady on Tuesday, 26th April 2005 @ 11:27:21 PM AEST
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It nice.... like the last part ask daddy.

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