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THE MORNING AFTER
Contributed by
Lovingcritters
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Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 07:22:55 PM in AEST
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THE MORNING AFTER
Thoughts? Please speak softly.....
My head feels awfully achy!
Only one eye lid slides,
The other jerks in strides.
Last time I looked, the mirror was green.
Where did I leave my self-esteem?
Fly away little lady bug.....
When you move, my head goes thug,
debug, ugh!
Like two noodles my arms.....
Loose and loopy forearms.
I could swear my slippers were purple?
Growing eyes and look so cruel!
Even my smiley face stopped smiling.
Hot coffee can be tongue blitzing!
When will I ever learn my lesson?
My short-term memory has beaten.
I wish I could recall......
The whole night is blank,
did I sprawl?
Who did I ask to marry me?
"'Ickup" 'Cuse me, I feel cloudy!!!
Ten thousand Chinese soldiers
Marched through my mouth.......
It's known as "breath bitters!"
Dry as a Nebraska drought!
See ya'all in the funny papers,
A good place for all green drinkers!
Come back tomorrow.....
I'll show you how to ride
a Wyoming Bronco!
Created just for fun,
LovingCritters
ConSue
April 21, 2005
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Here's to you!!!!
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by pixie on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 07:25:18 PM AEST
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Woohooo she's back lolol I have so missed your poetry, you always had the ability to make me smile even when I was feerling down, great write and WELCOME HOME!!!!
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by Nazmythian on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 07:27:28 PM AEST
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Welcome Back Connie !!!!!
God, I forgot I sent you my picture !!!! LOL
Seriously that is me before coffee in the morning on a good day. On a bad one the slippers don't match, and the lady bug is drunk on permeating fumes.
Thanks for the laugh, Dear
Nazmythian ~
( nick-named Nazzy ~ ) |
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by jyssvw22 on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 07:28:18 PM AEST
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| NICE! so imaginative, great piece |
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by MorningDove on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 07:30:43 PM AEST
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Absolutely delightful. Thanks for the giggle.
Dove |
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by emystar on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 08:50:32 PM AEST
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wow, my momma's back with a vengence to out do all our poetry. Sure missed ya but time a way has made u a more dynamic writer.
luv, huggs, big smiles,
yo brat,
emy |
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by LOWMAN613 on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 10:10:16 PM AEST
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| I loved this when you emailed it to me! You were surely missed! So glad to see you are writing again & your comp.s working! We love ya! Christina |
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by sandysandysandy on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 10:23:08 PM AEST
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| LOL consue... I love the cartoon. but I like your poem even more... hey sandy likes smiley faces not ones like that lol.... |
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by bernard on
Friday, 22nd April 2005 @ 09:02:21 AM AEST
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| Welcome back to YPDC Sue. I have missed your comments and poems. This hilarious poem had me smiling. I have taken the liberty of placing the Pics on my computer. I might use it to illustrate a Goblin or something. All the best now love from bernard. |
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 22nd April 2005 @ 11:08:30 AM AEST
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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back ConSue!!!!
I did sooo miss you!!!!!
and this is too funny!! It looks a bit like I feel on some mornings....without drinking!!!LOL |
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Re: THE MORNING AFTER
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by OnAngelswings on
Sunday, 1st May 2005 @ 02:28:28 PM AEST
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This is to cute...I love it...your a definite talent on here!!!
Shari :) |
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