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Retarded Humour
Contributed by
Onslaught
on
Friday, 15th April 2005 @ 01:55:07 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I wish I was retarded,
because when you’re retarded
everything you say is funny.
And when you're retarded
You can deliver a line
With the funniest of expressions
I'm mentally blocked from wit
and this dull humorless brain of mine
just isn’t cutting it.
Maybe I'll just walk around drunk all the time
That's the same thing as being retarded right?
I wish my mom had dropped me on my head.
Anything to be able to make people laugh.
(This is dedicated to Timmy! from South Park.)
Copyright ©
Onslaught
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2005-04-15 13:55:07]
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Re: Retarded Humour
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 15th April 2005 @ 02:35:22 PM AEST
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Onslaught,
This poem is funny!! I used to watch south park ! The one good thing about that show is they make fun of EVERYONE!
Hugs
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Re: Retarded Humour
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by blowfish_jane on
Friday, 15th April 2005 @ 04:05:55 PM AEST
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LOL Mikey, that was the funniest thing.
Good poem sweetie.
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Re: Retarded Humour
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by freckle on
Saturday, 16th April 2005 @ 10:27:02 PM AEST
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Cute poem. It's TIMMY!
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Re: Retarded Humour
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by sally-heart-jack on
Wednesday, 1st November 2006 @ 05:39:22 PM AEST
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AAHH I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!
This is so funny, any Timmy fan would laugh at this! He really is a great character, "Timmarrr!" XD ^_^
Read my poem on South Park!!!!!!
Message me to talk about South Park sometime soon!! XD
___Julia__
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