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THE WHALER IN THE GROG SHOP
Contributed by
Freewheeling_Franklin
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Sunday, 22nd December 2002 @ 08:40:00 AM in AEST
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He stumped in on his wooden peg,
Then ordered ale right from the keg.
‘Say! How’d ya get the wooden leg?’
‘The night before I drank much wine;
Was sleeping on the harpoon line;
A leg snapped off! And it was mine!’
Next evening, as his ale he took,
His face had on a tired look.
‘Then how’d ya get the metal hook?’
‘Some pirates tried to come aboard;
One cut my hand right off! My Lord!
I killed him with my trusty sword!’
The third night in, he gave a sigh;
Then cast his glance toward the sky.
‘Then why the patch upon your eye?’
‘A bird my eye he filled with pooh!’
‘That lost your eye? That can’t be true!’
‘What if your hook is new to you!’
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Re: THE WHALER IN THE GROG SHOP
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Sunday, 22nd December 2002 @ 05:32:08 PM AEST
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LMAO!!! This is great!! I loved it.. Thank you for sharing this....hehehe
Welcome to YPDC.... hope you like it here.
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Re: THE WHALER IN THE GROG SHOP
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by GEQUETSCHT on
Sunday, 22nd December 2002 @ 06:43:29 PM AEST
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LOL this ones great too!
Ich habe zu lacht zu dies eine...
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