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Oh, Oh 65
Contributed by
Willofree
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Monday, 14th March 2005 @ 12:43:15 PM in AEST
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Oh no, age 65, retirement begins
Biological clock, telling us da body will drop
Gravity that tis, will help droop boobs, belly and chin
More aches and pains, but no need ta complain
Something major will help us forget the mundane
Be sure ta take da vitamins
So ya can be more healthy while ya is sick
Don't forget ta take da medicine
Ya don't want to miss dos side affects
But it's important ta take da meds
So ya can stay sick longer before ya is dead
Memory is one of da first tings ta go
Reaches da point where ya no longer remember what ya forgot
Den ya is not sure whither or not ya forgot
Den ya begin ta forget why ya went inta da other room
Finally ya don't remember ya needed notin
Hearin is probably da next with da much used "huh" response
When ya go out ta eat or to a party, and sit on da end
Just sit der and occasionally smile and grin
As you haven't got a cue regarding da conversation they're in
Be careful how ya chew, as yer false teeth is in
Lovin is certainly a blast if ya can remember back dat fer
My wife seems ta have fewer headaches
An afternoon quickie, refers ta takin a nap, ta sleep
Don't chase my wife round da table anymore
She stopped one day and I caught up
Darn'd if I knew what fer, won't do dat again
Sometimes she will say "hey, watch what ya is grabbin"
Which means we is arguing over da remote
Ya, basically we live under da yeller caution flag
Runnin on all four, slow, slower, stop and reverse
Hell da biggest challange is getting vertical
When I do, just point me and push
Well den , dere's da plumbin problem
Scope out dose bathrooms
And don't let dem out of yer site
You'll be usen'em all day and night
But I guess da important ting is ta keep a "stiff upper lip"
And laugh at yer self whenever ya kin
Don't make no difference really
Cuz it is all rather silly
Copyright ©
Willofree
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Re: Oh, Oh 65
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by Nazmythian on
Monday, 14th March 2005 @ 02:23:48 PM AEST
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I saw uh oh 65 and thought you'd be writin about a speeding ticket ... !!!
Terry ... you keep pullin out new, fresh, different works ... and I love to see that ... They have all been brilliant and there is no exception here ... It is fun to try and write to a voice and can be quite the challenge. I think you met that challenge well ...
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Re: Oh, Oh 65
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by deadheadpoet on
Monday, 14th March 2005 @ 02:41:12 PM AEST
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| Terry this was so funny, but I'm thinkin' I'm 40 and some of this stuff is already going on! LOL Take care my friend and thanks for the chuckle. Much peace. Laura |
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Re: Oh, Oh 65
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 14th March 2005 @ 03:36:07 PM AEST
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*Chuckling* Are you sure you got the age right?? I still have a way to go to 65 and ...well...... I'll say no more..
Thanks for sharing this......
Jenni |
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Re: Oh, Oh 65
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by emystar on
Tuesday, 29th March 2005 @ 11:34:11 PM AEST
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Awesome.
When we get older we might as well laugh cause we bound to forget what we were crying about.
huggs,
emy
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