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DE_EVOLUTION, BUSH STYLE

Contributed by steeleyes on Monday, 7th March 2005 @ 06:43:49 PM in AEST
Topic: Patriotic

Let’s face it the end is near
The chimp is running out of time
The evolutionary time slip
Is flowing back in line

We returned to the Fifties
For this latest fascist flip
But time is running out
Let’s return to what was hip

The monkey man theory
Of evolutionary growth
Was proved by this president
When he took that oath

But come on now you folks
You’ve had your little joke
Make him exit stage left
Or we’ll give him one last poke

Part chimp part Neanderthal
With a brick in chewing mouth
This ape has gone so Ape ****
All sanity now gone South

Will someone please call Darwin
And correct this big mistake
The born agains want to retract
And run aground the ship of state

Return our annual membership
Of the holy roller tribe
Did God give us Bush Man?
Our loss we can’t describe

No longer should the White House
Look like Brooklyn Zoo
Now we BELIEVE Darwin was right
If you were us YOU would too!

Get this guy in a trailer
Ship him back to the sticks
His grunting ape-like noises
Belong back in the sticks

We’ve had it with Cro-Magnon
Man, we’ve had it up to here
This jerk can only fake a roar
And pace his cage in fear

Bring us back old Homo Sap
This guy fits just the last part
Even a plain grunting gorilla
Says more with each fart!

Let’s face it the end is near
The chimp is running out of time
The evolutionary time slip
Is flowing back in line

We returned to the Fifties
For this latest fascist flip
But time is running out
Let’s get back to what was hip!

Copyright Â© steeleyes ... [ 2005-03-07 18:43:49]
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Re: DE_EVOLUTION, BUSH STYLE (User Rating: 1 )
by bobotheclown on Monday, 7th March 2005 @ 06:55:22 PM AEST
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Good poem there bro... I wouldn't want to get
on your badside there man. Yeah once again
good poem I love how you compare Bush to
a monkey. Hopefulyl I will see you at the
Palace soon.

Bobo (Joel)

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