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When A Man Has A Shower

Contributed by inoc on Saturday, 5th March 2005 @ 06:54:30 AM in AEST
Topic: StoryPoetry



As we sit here waiting to do our jobs...
We feel as if we look like snobs....
Not doing anything we just sit and sit...
Gee time goes slow we don't like it a bit....
Hey wait there is someone coming this way....
Maybe he will notice us and make use of us today....
Yey he enters the room, the door is shut behind...
We're locked in, gee we can see his behind....
With clothes all scattered on the floor
Mr clothes basket is empty waiting for more
Turning Mr and Mrs Taps is a glorious sight
We all wish things were put back properly tonight
Mrs Shower head gives out as much as she can
Knowing the steam will fill the room in a short span
Lathering Mr Shampoo and Mr Conditioner in well
It leaves such a glorious clean smell
Mrs Soap is frothed up and travelling all over
No time to waste she is already loosing her patterned cover
Woops, Mrs Soap slipped and fell on the puddled tiles
Knocking the Mr Shampoo and Mr Conditioner over he just smiles....
With a kick we are pushed aside..
Laying there in the open with nowhere to hide....
We need a hand to be put back in place
But he turns the taps off and leaves us in disgrace...
Over to the basin he uses Mr Brush
MrsToothpaste can do nothing but blush.
The cap is left open with all the paste hanging out
and Mr Brush is left on the side if only we could shout
Mr Towel is used at last , yes we again shall see...
is left in a wet heap on the floor now Mr Towel is in misery..
With his hands he wipes the dew off Mrs Mirror
He uses Mrs Comb and touches his face leaving Mr Rasor seeing horror..
"Shall I shave tonite?"mumbles the man in the nick.
Rasor sighs with relief as he says "No,it's not too thick"
Mr Deoderant is squirted here, here and here
Hey! I've been put back on the shelf properly, but without the lid I feel queer..
What a mess this guy has left us again in
To be replaced in our proper places- by our friend ...yes that women !!!! We all grin!!!






Copyright © inoc ... [ 2005-03-05 06:54:30]
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Re: When A Man Has A Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Saturday, 5th March 2005 @ 07:30:47 AM AEST
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Very good. smiles,
I READ THE OTHER ONE AND THEY BOTH ARE GREAT BUT i'D SAY U HAVE THE MAN DOWN PAT.
GREAT WORK.
HUGGS,
EMY


Re: When A Man Has A Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Saturday, 5th March 2005 @ 07:30:48 AM AEST
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Very good. smiles,
I READ THE OTHER ONE AND THEY BOTH ARE GREAT BUT i'D SAY U HAVE THE MAN DOWN PAT.
GREAT WORK.
HUGGS,
EMY


Re: When A Man Has A Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 5th March 2005 @ 09:31:05 AM AEST
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LOL! Thanks now i'm going to be paranoid when I go into the bathroom, you'll see be staring at my tooth brush or soap, looking for eyes or something. A nice, light, humerous write. Thanks for sharing.

Take care
- Becca


Re: When A Man Has A Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Friday, 18th March 2005 @ 06:38:55 AM AEST
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Awww..funny..so many Mr's and Mrs's in a bathroom...it makes a good cartoon film if these beings are alive in bath..ha,ha. keep writing on. I remember Dreama's poem also.
venkat


Re: When A Man Has A Shower (User Rating: 1 )
by Dreama on Thursday, 14th April 2005 @ 11:31:13 AM AEST
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hi, great poem :D glad that i managed to inspire someone!
reading this im reminded of how masculine and feminine language is applied to inanimate objects in other languanges!
thanks, respect!
Pete




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