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a dumb poem written by us

Contributed by deucedump on Thursday, 24th February 2005 @ 12:35:31 AM in AEST
Topic: oops



sitting here aruguing about something pointless
Arguing then about the fact that its not POINTLESS
we're only on the third line and already making a mess
i really want to see you in makeup and a dress

Im the funny one and you're dumb
And I tell you to sit on your own thumb
And I tell you to go beat an indian drum
you couldnt think of a decent line cuz your finger was in your bum

here we lay in our happy homes
while I discover you're losy at writting poems
thinking of Danny with **** that are cones
that get all the gay men to let out suppressed moans

faces hurting turning red
thinking of Danny's **** just makes me want you in bed
hearing that makes my ***** fall flat dead
lets work hard to get those cones out of our head

Baby, did you know I love you?
Honey, you're dumb, but I love you too
Aww sweety your ryhmes make me want to poo
Darling, the smell of your dump leaves me no choice but to say i do




Copyright © deucedump ... [ 2005-02-24 00:35:31]
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Re: a dumb poem written by us (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 24th February 2005 @ 01:59:36 AM AEST
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WTF is this? It's so random adn bizzare, why didn't I think of it first!!!!!!




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