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The apocalypse according to me.
Contributed by
Doriens_Picture
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Wednesday, 23rd February 2005 @ 10:47:47 PM in AEST
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The apocalypse according to me.
The seven signs the world is coming to an end
Sign 1. Black female comedians walk the earth in thousands
Sign 2. Everyone will watch day time talk shows and gay shows on Bravo like Project Runway and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Sign 3. There will be another Republican in office after the Bush administration ends in 2008.
Sign 4. White people will think that they are funny like and have more shows like some red neck show I can’t remember the name of right now coz it is not important.
Sign 5. The PETA members will roam the United States in millions and bomb all animal research labs.
Sign 6. Country music becomes mainstream even with the black and Latino people.
Sign 7. White Americans will become intelligent and stop putting there nose where it does not belong and will come to the realization that Saddam Hussein and Usama Bin Laden have nothing to do with one another.
And we will all be saved by Jesus Christ, Siddhartha and Bill Gates who will come out with a Linux based version of windows that kills the Mac OS X
They will be ***** off and burn the Vatican City but not before stealing the Leonardo De Vinci journal.
If this offends anyone I can not express how much I really do not care for you have not humor and you are probably white.
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Re: The apocalypse according to me.
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 23rd February 2005 @ 11:19:31 PM AEST
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| ppttthhh, you made the only Ojibwa here laugh, and that is all that matters. |
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Re: The apocalypse according to me.
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by Essentially9 on
Thursday, 24th February 2005 @ 10:31:01 PM AEST
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| lol i like your end part added to this. great write even the second time. |
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Re: The apocalypse according to me.
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by sweetangeluk on
Friday, 25th February 2005 @ 12:09:42 PM AEST
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lol freedom of speech.
brilliant
Love Sweetangelukxxxxxx |
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