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Srewing the Screwed with wildejohnny
Contributed by
dtborchert
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Tuesday, 15th February 2005 @ 01:25:15 PM in AEST
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I was naked in bed at a quarter to four,
I hear a rapping and tapping, then a knock at my door.
Then what should I see to my crusty surprise,
But two naked women and five horny guys.
And as they approached me this is what they said,
Excuse me Tena can we use your bed?
Of course I’m up for sharing I eagerly replied,
The things they all did for me I was shocked and quite surprised!
They each had handcuffs and a can of whipped cream
Finally I felt I was livin the dream
The dream I had was oh so real,
That cream on my lips I still can feel
The unbridled friction riding low in the sheets,
Had me feeling sweaty but tasting quite sweet
I taste quite sweet to any man,
But only the type who knows he can
Forget all that nonsense of abstinence,
And sneak in the back door of St. Mary's convent
Cause sneaking in the back door of a nun,
Trustin’ Father Johnny it's so much fun!
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dtborchert
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Re: Srewing the Screwed with wildejohnny
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by pixie on
Tuesday, 15th February 2005 @ 01:27:59 PM AEST
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*shrieks* ahhh this is great!!!! brilliantly done
pix xx |
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Re: Srewing the Screwed with wildejohnny
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 15th February 2005 @ 02:26:36 PM AEST
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| yes laydeez you can trust father johnny! |
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Re: Srewing the Screwed with wildejohnny
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by Essentially9 on
Wednesday, 16th February 2005 @ 12:35:41 AM AEST
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| lol. well i guess i wont go to the convent now...excellent cowrite. =] |
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Re: Srewing the Screwed with wildejohnny
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by blowfish_jane on
Tuesday, 22nd February 2005 @ 02:39:31 AM AEST
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LMAO, yeah you can never do trust johnny. Good write sweeties.
Jane ^_^ |
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Re: Srewing the Screwed with wildejohnny
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 10:35:59 PM AEST
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| :>) |
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