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Tips from the World's Greatest Cook. P.S. You're all Invited.
Contributed by
dtborchert
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Monday, 14th February 2005 @ 01:28:58 PM in AEST
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I’m the world’s greatest cook,
I just must confess.
I’m am fast as a whip,
For I aim to impress.
So what’ll be-
Maybe Salisbury steak,
Or turkey and dressing,
And a big slice of cake?
Maybe you love the fine foods,
Such as chocolate soufflé,
Or great lobster tails,
And a sushi buffet.
You don’t eat meat?
Well say, that’s okay.
We’ll have ourselves
A veggie soiree.
No matter your gander,
What ever your wish,
Ice cream and pizza,
Or spinach and fish.
For our dinner party,
Before we convene,
Which is your favorite-
Schwan’s or Lean Cuisine?
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dtborchert
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2005-02-14 13:28:58]
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Re: Tips from the World's Greatest Cook. P.S. You're all Invited.
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 18th March 2005 @ 12:20:04 PM AEST
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You Yanks love your food! nice work teen!
You def need my shepherds pie recipe though!
Johnny. |
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Re: Tips from the World's Greatest Cook. P.S. You're all Invited.
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by blowfish_jane on
Saturday, 23rd April 2005 @ 09:02:28 AM AEST
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LOL Tena you're just all aroung one of the funniest girls i know. I loved this.
Now i must read the rest.
Jane~ |
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Re: Tips from the World's Greatest Cook. P.S. You're all Invited.
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by candysears on
Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 10:50:27 AM AEST
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Schwan's shepard pie is very good..lol
This is a very nice poem
I love it |
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