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Hypochondriac Diagnosis
Contributed by
dtborchert
on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 11:40:41 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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There’s a growl in my tummy,
It could be a bear.
There’s a growl in my tummy,
I mean it, I swear.
There’s a ring in my ears,
It sounds like a fly.
There’s a ring in my ears,
What if I die?
My head is a pounding,
It feels like a hammer,
My head is a pounding,
Am I starting to stammer?
There’s an itch on my leg,
Feels like poison oak.
There’s an itch on my leg-
Could this be a stroke?
There’s a hitch in my stride,
I walk with a limp.
There’s a hitch in my stride,
They’ll call me a gimp.
Oh please Mr. Doctor,
Don’t turn away,
I need further testing,
Right now, TODAY!
He said he agreed,
It needs to be soon.
But I’m in the psych ward-
He thinks I’m a loon.
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dtborchert
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Re: Hypochondriac Diagnosis
(User Rating: 1 ) by Rhymingron on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 11:45:06 PM AEST (User
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Another good one. |
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Re: Hypochondriac Diagnosis
(User Rating: 1 ) by saveMEfromMYSELF on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 12:35:03 AM AEST (User
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Another great one. Thuroughly enjoyed. Your poems make me laugh. You're quite a poet. *bows* I couldn't do humor if I tried. Such creative thinking. i love it! Maynard |
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Re: Hypochondriac Diagnosis
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 01:13:54 AM AEST (User
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Creative. I liked it. Nice work. |
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Re: Hypochondriac Diagnosis
(User Rating: 1 ) by mina-1 on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 02:20:57 AM AEST (User
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this was absolutely funny.
thank u for sharing.
it's great to have a laugh.
thanks once again |
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Re: Hypochondriac Diagnosis
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 05:36:36 PM AEST (User
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wow! we have summat in common apart from poetry! they tried to get me in a psych ward oh well such is life!
Johnny. |
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