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Spork and Trendy
Contributed by
dtborchert
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Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 11:38:07 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Lemme tell ya bout this little man, Fork.
He was wispy and thin and hailed from New York.
He’s in love with this old gal named Spoon,
Who works in the local saloon.
He dances all day and swings through the night,
Cause to see her provides him such delight.
There’s a problem you see- why it never can be,
Their love is forbidden by the Utensil Decree.
Only like persons can marry and mate,
And to break the law will sure seal your fate.
And so they ran off to the moon,
Old Fork and his sweetie Spoon.
The moon made of cheese was confused,
“Here all good utensils are used.”
Sometimes I am melted and a Spoon is my mate,
And sometimes I get chopped by my good friend Grate.
Here we won't turn you away,
So stay and go to my great cheese buffet.
Cause if you should marry and mate,
Then behold the utensil you can create.
Wouldn’t it be so grand?
A utensil in such great demand.
For no matter how we were serving the cheese,
It could be used with such simple ease.
So Spoon and her Fork met with the stork,
Who brought them a baby they aptly named Spork.
Copyright ©
dtborchert
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2005-02-11 23:38:07]
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Re: Spork and Trendy
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by Rhymingron on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 11:42:35 PM AEST
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| I love it. You have a real nack for writing humor. |
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Re: Spork and Trendy
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 01:17:43 AM AEST
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| OMG! This is so cute! :-) |
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Re: Spork and Trendy
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by saveMEfromMYSELF on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 02:26:52 AM AEST
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aw, that's cute. Rather fond of sporks aren't we? Who could blame ya? They're rather handy little buggers.
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Re: Spork and Trendy
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by mina-1 on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 02:29:10 AM AEST
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| well done this is an absolutely great piece of work. Keep it coming for I love reading ur work |
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Re: Spork and Trendy
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by Bleeding_Nightmares on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 10:52:33 AM AEST
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| Lol weird write, but well described and a cool poem. |
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Re: Spork and Trendy
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 05:33:44 PM AEST
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you aint wired up right girly! welcome to the club! nice one.
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