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The TRUTH about Cinderella.
Contributed by
dtborchert
on
Thursday, 10th February 2005 @ 04:00:27 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I’m here to tell ya about ole Cinderella,
Who because of her filth could not get a fella.
She’ll have you believe that she was a slave,
And that her stepsisters oft misbehaved.
The truth of the matter was she was a swinger,
And it was her dream to be a rock singer.
Until she could make it she danced on bar tables,
And spread a few lies that turned into fables.
She was dancing one night when she saw an old lady,
She was drunk as a skunk and seemed a bit shady.
She offered to pimp for a mere bippity bop,
Cindy said yes, but was duped by that cop.
A few nights in jail were all that she needed,
She wailed like a cat but guilty she pleaded.
It was one of the terms of her lofty probation,
To clean up her act and seek her salvation.
Well, the DA felt sorry for Cindy- poor thing,
And soon they were deep in a steamy hot, fling.
There was only one problem- a slight hesitation.
Could she be his bride with her reputation?
As the DA he had her records sealed shut,
So no one would know that his wife was a slut.
Copyright ©
dtborchert
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2005-02-10 16:00:27]
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Re: The TRUTH about Cinderella.
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 05:21:35 PM AEST
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well quite frankly i'm shocked and appalled whatever will she get up to next? a few months ago you mentioned about doing a joint write well i'm back on line now and rareing to go! p.m me if you're still interested!
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Re: The TRUTH about Cinderella.
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by Taurusgem1 on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 09:38:56 PM AEST
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| I think that your twist on these fairytales are quite clever... I am amazed of your imagination. Maybe you should think about writting these is a book of poems for adults and the sell them at like spencers or something.. Just a suggestion. Keep up the good work. |
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Re: The TRUTH about Cinderella.
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by justme03 on
Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 08:04:38 PM AEST
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ROFLMAO
i love this poem
lol
im so gonna read more from u
this is so frikkin funny!!!! |
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