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Here's to all those boys

Contributed by Aslinn on Tuesday, 8th February 2005 @ 05:42:54 PM in AEST
Topic: oops

You're a retro Buckle man model
At our prom you only kissed all of
The girls who think the mall is like
The human mother ship.

Your girlfriend is a biker but she's
Crude and I don't like her much
She's like a cat who's gonna strike and
That don't sit with me.

Your cousin thinks he's really hot
But honestly he's really not
He's obsessed with me an awful lot
And that just creeps me out.

Your dad is like a psychopath
He's scared of trees and complex math
He threatens me with the untold wrath
Of Captain James T. Kirk.

Your neighbor, he stares through the fence
If you ask I'd say he's rather tense
He kicks his car until it dents
I think that he's insane.

Here's to all those boys
Who'll never be prince charming
They think that girls are merely toys
But is that so alarming?

Here's to all those boys
Who've lost a nut or screw
Their quarks could be just complex ploys
Perhaps they're just confused.

Here's to all those boys
Who'll never get it right
They think that dates are Monster Trucks
And making out at night.

Here's to all those boys
Here's to all their dates
Here's to all their future wives,
Abused by all the fates.

Copyright © Aslinn ... [ 2005-02-08 17:42:54]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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