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Unmentionable and Entirely Unintentional
Contributed by
dtborchert
on
Sunday, 6th February 2005 @ 10:29:21 AM in AEST
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Beans can make me toot,
And burritos make me poot.
Marshmallows make me fart,
And then I’m no sweetheart.
This morning on my toast,
I piled them high on top.
But I now I feel as though,
Surely I might pop!
Oh I let one slip,
You shoulda heard it rip!
Mom stared at me like a cat
All set to leap and lurch.
But I guess I understand,
Cause you shouldn’t fart in church.
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dtborchert
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2005-02-06 10:29:21]
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Re: Unmentionable and Entirely Unintentional
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by misspurpledlw on
Sunday, 6th February 2005 @ 10:33:25 AM AEST
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| thanks . . . i needed a LOL this am! |
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Re: Unmentionable and Entirely Unintentional
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 6th February 2005 @ 10:38:04 AM AEST
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| Funny. Keep this up - you could do a book "Where the farts come from." *grins* Cheers! |
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Re: Unmentionable and Entirely Unintentional
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 05:22:51 AM AEST
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You know something farting in church always cracks me up! the same as some people see slipping on a banana skin funny.
Oh and I love that word Toot!...
notch up another good one!
Johnny. |
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