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Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
Contributed by
TaintedSoul
on
Friday, 28th January 2005 @ 04:21:19 PM in AEST
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Mimi, the Shoe Nazi
Okay so you thought that
Mimi from the Drew Cary Show
was frightening.
So did I until I met the local
Shoe Nazi!
Seinfeld has the Soup Nazi
while LabCorp has the Shoe Nazi,
and I’ve often wondered what
could be worse.
At least the Soup Nazi doesn’t
inspect your feet,
nor act all smug up in your face.
He’s a mean one,
nothing more!
But the Shoe Nazi,
WATCH OUT!
She’ll spy open heeled
shoes from a mile away.
Then she gets up in your face,
well as best she can for she’s a short one!
Yellow hair, total dye job, bad one.
And the make-up,
looks just like Mimi!
Just not as obese.
Perhaps she thinks that she can
bully those walking in,
not even working there,
just there to drop off labs for STAT.
I’ve watched her,
watching those of us who
pass by her.
Those beady little eyes,
surveying all that she can
see until THERE!!!
She spots me.
Even if they are nursing regulation,
she doesn’t care. She’s the Shoe Nazi,
and it’s her job to condemn you.
Perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad if
she would do it with a little bit
of flair.
Yet, I do truly wonder if Mimi
the Shoe Nazi has a bit of a foot
fetish. None of the other technicians
stares at anyone’s feet! They’re
all busy doing their jobs.
Maybe being the Shoe Nazi
is her job!
I think she needs a young man
with stamina to set her straight.
Or perhaps leather and whip,
where she’s the submissive.
Give her a taste of her own medicine,
with a twist.
Mimi, the Shoe Nazi,
what a *****.
Copyright ©
TaintedSoul
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Re: Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
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by hellsfallenangel on
Friday, 28th January 2005 @ 04:26:17 PM AEST
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hey not one of your best but still good oh and thanks for the comment on my latest poem
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Re: Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
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by TaintedSoul on
Friday, 28th January 2005 @ 04:42:32 PM AEST
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It was something quick, and a hard subject to pen eloquently. I posted it mostly for the humour ... stupid shoe nazi *****es me off and I'd like to take my open heeled shoes and stick them where the sun dont shine!!!!
Personally, I think this woman just has issues with me and not the shoes.
peace
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Re: Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
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by Jezabel on
Friday, 28th January 2005 @ 04:43:23 PM AEST
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| funny luv |
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Re: Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
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by jillian_phan on
Friday, 28th January 2005 @ 05:21:10 PM AEST
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| that's humurous..... good |
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Re: Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
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by deadheadpoet on
Friday, 28th January 2005 @ 06:16:38 PM AEST
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| Funny little ditty. Just wondering, do you work in a hospital. I am a nurse and I must confess when I worked in the hospital it did really bug me to hear ladies clunking down the hall in their heeled shoes. It should be as quiet as possible for patients, god knows they have enough crap to contend with, not to have to listen to someone in noisy ass shoes. I am not a shoe nazi, just respect people and the need for quiet. Much peace. |
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Re: Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
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by freckle on
Friday, 28th January 2005 @ 08:37:57 PM AEST
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| Aww heck, who cares what kind of shoes people wear? I have been a patient before and would love to have heard sounds from the outside world! LOL . When I was hospitalized (and this was recent) it was as if all the nurses disappeared down a black hole only to reappear at 3am to wake me up and take my vitals! Good write! |
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Re: Mimi, The Shoe Nazi
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by darkangeleyes57 on
Thursday, 6th October 2005 @ 12:29:08 PM AEST
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great poem..
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