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A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke
Contributed by
Mosie
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Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 08:40:19 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I eat my traditional box of Wheaties, along with a side of Coke Cola, usually regular, but sometimes vanilla or cherry, if the occasion calls for it, for breakfast.
I carry thousands, if not millions, of half written essays, incomplete math assignments, un-finished biology packets, books that weight at least 100 lbs each, and random pieces of paper with doodles that I drew when I got bored during class in my backpack.
Every afternoon I make a trip to mi cama (my bed) to take a nap, which leads to you possibly feeling more tired and crappy than when you first decided to go take a nap that afternoon.
By best friend is whoever listens to me when I need to vent or have an exceptionally compelling story to tell from the night before.
I never go anywhere without starvation size, formally known as fun size, candy bar just in case of an emergency.
I go swimming in green, occasionally blue, jelly, Jell-O-y, gelatin with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
I have random crap that covers the floor completely, but leaves a hidden path to each major object, and only reveals the pathway to me, in my room at home.
Yesterday, someone called and offered me every key to every test that I would be taking during finals week for the next three years.
There is a mutant massive monstrous monster that conveniently eats all my homework that I hastily shoved in there from the day before.
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Mosie
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2005-01-22 20:40:19]
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Re: A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke
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by Katie2008 on
Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 09:02:57 PM AEST
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| haha nice. |
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Re: A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke
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by Essentially9 on
Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 09:18:47 PM AEST
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| if i was your teacher id give you an A. =] |
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Re: A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke
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by O7NeVeS on
Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 11:11:06 PM AEST
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| =) Cute! TD |
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