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The Squirrels Are Out To Kill Me

Contributed by Live2Die on Thursday, 20th January 2005 @ 05:44:58 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



The squirrels are out to kill me.
They値l eat me while I sleep!
Bites and chomps
And little pieces
Not a crumb will go to waste!

The squirrels are out to kill me.
They値l watch me in the day
And catch me in the night.
Bites and chomps
And little pieces
Not a crumb will go to waste!

The squirrels are out to kill me.
They値l climb in my window
And hide in my bed!
Bites and chomps
And little pieces
Not a crumb will go to waste!

You better watch out
For those evil squirrels
They値l do to you
What they did to me.
Bites and chomps
And little pieces
Not a crumb will go to waste.

Next they come for you.
They値l climb right in your window
And hide right in your bed!
Bites and chomps
And little pieces
Not a crumb will go to waste!

Look over your shoulder
They池e watching you all day
To catch you in the night.
Bites and chomps
And little pieces
Not a crumb will go to waste!

Shut your doors,
And lock your windows!
Don稚 leave the house!
The evil squirrels will get you
And to you they値l do
What they did to me.
Bites and chomps
And little pieces
Not a crumb will go to waste!

Beware the squirrels
The evil squirrels
Who'll do to you
What they did to me.
Take my warning
Take it and heed it
Lock your doors,
And shut your windows,
Don稚 you dare leave the house.
Tis all the warning I can give
For here they come
The evil squirrels
Come to get me!
Bites and chomps
And little pieces
Not a crumb will go to waste!




Copyright ツゥ Live2Die ... [ 2005-01-20 17:44:58]
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Re: The Squirrels Are Out To Kill Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Wesley_Dale_Willis on Thursday, 20th January 2005 @ 06:05:36 PM AEST
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It was different, throw some suspense in there and you will have a winner.


Re: The Squirrels Are Out To Kill Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Daniela_Maria_Violin on Thursday, 20th January 2005 @ 06:07:52 PM AEST
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very cute. I like the repetition too, nicely done.


Re: The Squirrels Are Out To Kill Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 20th January 2005 @ 11:16:29 PM AEST
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Actually we have *mice* after us right now. They're upsetting the dog too. Very cute poem! Cheers!


Re: The Squirrels Are Out To Kill Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Vampirequeen on Friday, 21st January 2005 @ 01:01:58 AM AEST
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holy cow lol you must hate or afraid of Squirrels.yes they can be a major pest and can be cute and loveable.good write.


Re: The Squirrels Are Out To Kill Me (User Rating: 1 )
by high_on_duct_tape on Thursday, 3rd March 2005 @ 03:04:39 PM AEST
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interesting... very YAP-appropriate...


Re: The Squirrels Are Out To Kill Me (User Rating: 1 )
by iluvpencils on Wednesday, 30th March 2005 @ 12:32:36 AM AEST
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Lol this is great. You a Foamy fan? http://illwillpress.com SQUIRRELLY WRATH!! *cough* Sorry. Nice work =P


Re: The Squirrels Are Out To Kill Me (User Rating: 1 )
by maz on Friday, 3rd November 2006 @ 10:40:07 AM AEST
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i like this alot :) very funny.. i think it would be better if there was alternating repetition. but great allt he same




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