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Bridget the Midget meets the Ghost Moth prt 2
Contributed by
Bridget_theMidget_Powerz
on
Thursday, 6th January 2005 @ 05:29:11 PM in AEST
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HA HA HA! You little midget
Ghost Moth chuckled
Now it is time to meet your doom
Lock your poetry in a dark room
That will show you tiny Bridget!
Is that the best that you can do?
I replied to him
Have you no sense of rhyme
Is your poetry this bad all the time?
If so, I pity you
Why you Mistress of mini sex
How dare you insult my rhymes
Act as though yours are good
AS if you really could
Write about anything other than sex!
How can you rhyme sex with sex?
That is just ignorant
Some masterful poet you turned out to be
Why Orpheus praises you I’ll never see
Is your worked cursed with an evil hex?
Okay Ghosty, I’m lying to you
I really do admire your creativity
But why does the Poetic Avenger
Want do get rid of my poetry?
Can we not get a long?
Hold hands and sing a song
Rhyme this end like Dr. Seuss
And ride into the sunset on a purple moose?
HA HA! Little Bridget you are one funny chick
For your poems I now have much respect
And so I will leave you now
Ridding out on my florescent pink cow
But first I would like to like to do “it”
First you want to kill me
Then you want to screw me?
I am not your cheep whore
For you I must now charge more
Forget I ever mentioned it
Who wants to get laid if you have to pay?
So now she of little height
I must bid you a good night
Damn I was hoping you’d suck my…
HEY!!!
YOU CAN’T SAY THAT HERE!!!
This is a family site, or so I’ve gathered
So keep it clean you dirty bastard
*Sigh* Men. They’ve all one track minds.
Copyright ©
Bridget_theMidget_Powerz
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2005-01-06 17:29:11]
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Re: Bridget the Midget meets the Ghost Moth prt 2
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 6th January 2005 @ 05:34:54 PM AEST
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LOL... sex, tex-mex, index, chex (hm... interesting chex and sex in bed - sounds crunchy. lol), oedipus rex.
Oh well, this was cute and fun. Hoping to see more from you two. (Well... not that kind of more. heh) Cheers! |
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Re: Bridget the Midget meets the Ghost Moth prt 2
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by autumngreeneyes on
Thursday, 6th January 2005 @ 05:42:26 PM AEST
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| I don't get it..no, no..I get it..we can say whore..and bastard..but not other words..that's what I don't get..this is really funny..has Ghosty read it yet? I want a purple moose and a fuzzy goose.. but they're on the loose..get a noose.. |
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Re: Bridget the Midget meets the Ghost Moth prt 2
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 6th January 2005 @ 05:59:56 PM AEST
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| YOU MENTIONED ME!!! YOU MENTONED MEEEEEEEE! *is excited that you mentioned me* |
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Re: Bridget the Midget meets the Ghost Moth prt 2
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by the_Ghost_Moth on
Thursday, 6th January 2005 @ 08:30:25 PM AEST
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You spelled "riding" wrong,
but other than that another
perfect poem.
I would pay,
for ever such
an easy lay...
I would not
squirm or fidget,
in a sixty-nine
with my midget
--Ghosty |
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Re: Bridget the Midget meets the Ghost Moth prt 2
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by Beautifully-Imperfect on
Tuesday, 31st August 2010 @ 03:27:15 PM AEST
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| Lovely |
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