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The Relatives of Chaos

Contributed by Riot_Girl on Wednesday, 5th January 2005 @ 10:13:32 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry



My dad is late again,
my mom is passed out drunk.
My friend needs help again
With the dead body in the trunk.
My ex boyfriend has depression
And wont leave me alone
My girlfriend is on ecstasy again
And wont pick up her phone.
My dog just got ran over
And her leg is broken beyond repair
My dad didn’t come home again
I think he is having another affair
My sister is running around the house
Puking up blood
My mom is busy trying
To get the dishes finally done
My friend is dealing drugs again
Cause he just got out of jail
I hope he doesn’t get caught
I cant afford the bail.
My bother got his girl friend pregnant
I told her not to get him laid
If only she knew that
He is infected with aids.
My Aunt has turned lesbian
Even though my family forbids
I don’t care though,
Its just she has five kids.
My Grandpa got a sex change
And turned into a tyranny.
And the weird thing is
My Grandma has never looked so happy
My Aunt says its in the genes
My Grandpa drinks her champagne
I just lean back and think
About how my family is so insane




Copyright © Riot_Girl ... [ 2005-01-05 22:13:32]
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Re: The Relatives of Chaos (User Rating: 1 )
by Tru2Myself on Wednesday, 5th January 2005 @ 10:25:28 PM AEST
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wow...i like...but i have no clue why. It flows and its funny...but at the same time not. wow i cant get my thoughts into words today. its driving me mad. awesome poem. i love it


Re: The Relatives of Chaos (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Wednesday, 5th January 2005 @ 10:51:52 PM AEST
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i love this. captivating. written well. amazing and brilliant. excellent rhymes. i loved the rhythm i had in my head. and to top it all off it reminded me a bit of my own family.


Re: The Relatives of Chaos (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 5th January 2005 @ 11:54:42 PM AEST
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Very good write.
It's a bit sad yet humerous. It's very inspiring.
luv, huggs, smiles,
emy


Re: The Relatives of Chaos (User Rating: 1 )
by blowfish_jane on Thursday, 6th January 2005 @ 01:32:30 AM AEST
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This is like happy and sad poetry at once, good write.

Hugs,
Jane x


Re: The Relatives of Chaos (User Rating: 1 )
by Bohemian_with_a_pen on Thursday, 6th January 2005 @ 06:42:44 AM AEST
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haha cute


Re: The Relatives of Chaos (User Rating: 1 )
by pUnKa_RaCh on Wednesday, 12th January 2005 @ 06:08:59 AM AEST
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i LIKE this alot, its a very orginial poem and it sounds like a very angsty poem.....but its enjoyable and like i said...i love orginiality so keep it up. good write!




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