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Mile High Midget
Contributed by
Bridget_theMidget_Powerz
on
Tuesday, 4th January 2005 @ 01:21:04 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Everything was as it seems
On my way for another trip
Bowing 757 bound for Ibiza
It’s the party capital of the world
Smooth ride as always
Aside from bad airline movies
What can I say?
You can’t win all the time
Somewhere over the Atlantic
The turbulence began to blow
The power cut short
Emergency lights glow
Said the passenger next to me
“I don’t want to die a virgin”
I figured what the heck
Soon will all be dead
So we snuck off to the lavatory
Good thing I’m so small
No way in Hell that thing would fir
To over grown adults
So we made love if you can call it that
More like we just screwed
I thought to myself out of regret
“Do I really have to die after this dude?”
Soon the plane regained its balance
A few thousand feet lower, yes
But nothing that wouldn’t do
Thank God I didn’t have to go out that way
Quickly I scurried out of that room
I hid behind my accomplish
You can joke about my lack height
Just remember that I’m a “Mile High”
Copyright ©
Bridget_theMidget_Powerz
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2005-01-04 01:21:04]
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Re: Mile High Midget
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by autumngreeneyes on
Tuesday, 4th January 2005 @ 09:52:37 AM AEST
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| mile high club huh? next it will be scuba diving..LOL |
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Re: Mile High Midget
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 4th January 2005 @ 08:41:17 PM AEST
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| LMAO! Oh man, that is great, everyone should read this poem! |
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Re: Mile High Midget
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by Sir_Odd on
Wednesday, 5th January 2005 @ 08:04:39 PM AEST
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Well, impressive...
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