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Word Document Frustrations
Contributed by
Dri
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Thursday, 30th December 2004 @ 01:00:16 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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enter, space, WAIT!
NO! don’t capitalize that!
What are you doing?!
I know you can’t double punctuate!
why are you rearranging my grammar?
that is not a fragment,
it’s an abstracted thought!!
AHHH!
if I see another one of those green, squiggly lines
I think I will cheerfully throttle you!
wait, not, I do NOT want the first word capitalized!
don’t you “auto format” me, young lady,
what if I poured coffee on you, huh? Then would you trust my intelligence
to tell me what I want?
It’s POETRY, for crying out loud!
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT, YOU
PIECE OF CRAP MACHINE!!
so why don’t I just write in by hand?
….
too difficult
Copyright ©
Dri
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2004-12-30 13:00:16]
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Re: Word Document Frustrations
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by Jackee_line on
Thursday, 30th December 2004 @ 02:30:22 PM AEST
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| great poem....awwww the joy of computers..lol |
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Re: Word Document Frustrations
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by Daniela_Maria_Violin on
Thursday, 30th December 2004 @ 03:00:21 PM AEST
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| I love it!! lol... |
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Re: Word Document Frustrations
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by Blackevar on
Sunday, 2nd January 2005 @ 08:00:33 AM AEST
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This is F'ing brilliant a seriously funny piece of writing.
Don't you auto format me young lady had me in stitches (figuritively)
Blackevar |
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Re: Word Document Frustrations
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by Broken_Skin on
Tuesday, 4th January 2005 @ 06:23:55 PM AEST
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hehe..
cool... |
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Re: Word Document Frustrations
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 6th January 2005 @ 11:10:51 PM AEST
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Hmn. Trust me, its better than Notepad. Too many good poems have been lost to that infernal item of software.
Thanks be to Bill, Dri. |
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