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Thank God Nora Is Not God

Contributed by faith_my_eyes on Thursday, 23rd December 2004 @ 12:27:38 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



The girl who moans with all the trappings of a Greek drama
(and the personality to match their ancient gods)
about every storm and gale
crying, oh crying...
in pain....
a teen in torture from within
a gal of many changing winds
nothing concrete is her path
because who needs a plan?
for this master procrastinator (oh the talented multitasker Nora is)
last minute the task would be
of the creation of the world.
Would would allow this girl to have omniscience?
Oh the dread of that thought
Nora wishes to know it all
Because with her having this power
would surely mean the doom of us all.
for she could.... AND WOULD
OH YES SURELY WOULD...
blackmail us for all that we do...
and wish to send the entire race to a fiery pit
to make us pay for the pain we cause
to the poor trees
and the poor sky... (aw, poor precious clouds...)
for only the EARTH is worth saving
for this girl thinks grace is not to be unconditional
nor that anyone should survive
for she who has the urge to zap all the unintelligent
when her wrath sees fit...
Oh, don't cross her path...
tremble at the name of NORA....
Nay.
Thank God Nora is not God...
But above all...
Thank God that I am not God
For surely all I have poked fun of my dear friend
applies to me hundredfold.




Copyright © faith_my_eyes ... [ 2004-12-23 00:27:38]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by ShadowDaughter on Thursday, 23rd December 2004 @ 12:33:00 AM AEST
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The girl who moans with all the trappings of a Greek drama
(and the personality to match their ancient gods)
about every storm and gale
crying, oh crying...
in pain....
a teen in torture from within

yep :D

a gal of many changing winds
nothing concrete is her path
because who needs a plan?

uh-huh :D

for this master procrastinator (oh the talented multitasker Nora is)
last minute the task would be
of the creation of the world.

oh yeah-- that's where multitasking on the seventh day, instead of resting, comes in.

Nora wishes to know it all
Because with her having this power
would surely mean the doom of us all.
for she could.... AND WOULD
OH YES SURELY WOULD...
blackmail us for all that we do...

you bet :D

and wish to send the entire race to a fiery pit
to make us pay for the pain we cause
to the poor trees
and the poor sky... (aw, poor precious clouds...)

totally :D

for this girl thinks grace is not to be unconditional
nor that anyone should survive

well, duh! :P

for she who has the urge to zap all the unintelligent
when her wrath sees fit...
Oh, don't cross her path...
tremble at the name of NORA....

sounds good to me :D

Nay.

o.O nooooooooooo . . .!

hehehehe. Nice job, hon.


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 23rd December 2004 @ 01:16:40 AM AEST
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ROFLMMFAO!!!! IT's all true, IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by autumngreeneyes on Thursday, 23rd December 2004 @ 11:27:42 AM AEST
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good job, good job...


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by eyesxcriedxout1989 on Thursday, 23rd December 2004 @ 01:08:31 PM AEST
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Heh, well I don't really know her that great at all, but by what I've read in the forums it seems you've hit the nail on the head...This really had me laughing though

Mason



Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by Silent-No-More on Sunday, 26th December 2004 @ 11:55:03 PM AEST
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LOL! Um..... yeppers!

By my estimation, Nora would have created the world between 5:17 and 5:43 a.m. --- possibly later, if it wasn't a school day and that pesky "maybe I could squeeze in one decent hour of sleep" thought could be staved off.

And for the record - I shall henceforth be very nice to trees and will speak well of the skies (how I shall honor the clouds!) and - *gulp* I will hide my ignorance as much as I possibly know how... just... um... in case. As to the matter of her knowing all --- I'm just simply going to do my best not to panic at the thought of how much she already does know! And, with a knowing that she will probably continue to learn more --- I'll simply sit back and hope hope hope that she is... well... of the forgiving sort. *wink*

I loved this, Em! Crazy fun, it 'tis! : )

Hugs to you both!
Snemmy


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by eatfresh22 on Friday, 31st December 2004 @ 06:32:52 PM AEST
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Oh, Emily, I have to say that I did have quite a few chuckles on this one. I don't even really know Nora that well, but I it totally cracked me up. Okay, I'm gonna go pm Andrew and tell him to check this one out. Adios, chica.
~Carrie~


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by lil_angel on Saturday, 1st January 2005 @ 10:51:08 PM AEST
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This is really good! Wonderfully done!


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by lostinmyself on Saturday, 1st January 2005 @ 11:22:14 PM AEST
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Heeheehee.
I am sooo glad.
Em, I love you,
Norry, I love you too.

This is so cute Em, and very funny.

Teehee.
*huggies*
Phil xxx


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 3rd January 2005 @ 12:17:38 PM AEST
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Oh My!!1 and she actually AGREED to it all??!!!
Yes thank God she is not a god.....but then again...it might be fun to watch!!


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by Bridget_theMidget_Powerz on Tuesday, 4th January 2005 @ 01:09:32 AM AEST
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sounds like my king of a god lol


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by Fionndruinne on Saturday, 15th January 2005 @ 11:59:35 PM AEST
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A truly terrifying subject. The title alone is enough to make any borderline religious person who knows Nora turn devout.

The girl who moans with all the trappings of a Greek drama
(and the personality to match their ancient gods)


*grins* That's our Nora.

Who would allow this girl to have omniscience?

Heaven forbid it! *thinks IQ blackmail pic thoughts*

Well, I think you've pretty much said it all. Except that you missed the fanatical night-owl-ness, which SNM had to add.

...but I think you should have mentioned sheep somewhere.

Andrew
*winking*


Re: Thank God Nora Is Not God (User Rating: 1 )
by Sinned on Monday, 11th April 2005 @ 05:57:31 AM AEST
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Littleblondgirl
I like Nora she lives in all of us. I in you and you in ME in HIS image. At times we all think were sooo-important anly to be humbled.
You have great faith "Pray God "Jesus" always lead you"
Keep posting you have much to offer.

Sinned




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