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Randy Reindeer
Contributed by
pixie
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Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 08:38:50 AM in AEST
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Betta watch out for those randy reindeer,
They get very frisky this time of year,
Even Santa Claus is quite weary,
As their behaviour is quite weird & scary.
They dance about in their Xmas thongs,
Not wanting to do any right but all wrongs,
Chasing everyone that comes into sight,
When they get a grip they hold on so tight.
So heed this warning this Xmas time,
Stay away & you will be just fine,
But smile at the reindeer or even to wink,
Sets their dirty minds off & makes them think.
They think you fancy a slice of reindeer pie,
To get their leg over they won't pass an opportunity by,
Rudolph is the worst by far he loves a good old hump,
So if on your rooftop you hear a thump.
You know that the randy reindeers have come,
With you they would like to have some fun,
So lock your doors, pretend not to be in,
As the randy reindeers want to take part is some cardinal sin.
Copyright ©
pixie
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Re: Randy Reindeer
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by LEMMEN on
Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 08:42:32 AM AEST
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LOL What about the rainettes reindeer.
Great poem love it
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Re: Randy Reindeer
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by Dan666 on
Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 08:54:22 AM AEST
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lol funny good write
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Re: Randy Reindeer
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by Sapphire_Blue on
Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 08:57:29 AM AEST
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Lol Kriss, wont even ask you what was going through your mind when you wrote this, heh, prefer to eat venision, rather than be humped by it lol.
Beautifully composed and hilarious poem, totally loved it....cool write my friend.
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Re: Randy Reindeer
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by lostinmyself on
Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 09:23:24 AM AEST
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Heehee.
*hides underneath the covers*
Nope, not gonna find meeeee.
Great write hunni. Too funny,
*hugs* Phil xxx |
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Re: Randy Reindeer
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by brew on
Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 11:55:15 AM AEST
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What a cute write.you always have some great feelings, towards things. Good one, and Merry X-mas.
Brew~ |
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Re: Randy Reindeer
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by sweetangeluk on
Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 01:07:44 PM AEST
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Lol Brilliant Pixie. Loved it made me laugh so much
Love Sweetangelukxxxx |
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Re: Randy Reindeer
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by Dawny on
Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 02:06:07 PM AEST
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LMAO!!!!
This is great
I'm giggling my bits off lol!!!
I will keep my eyes and ears open!!
love dawny xxx |
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Re: Randy Reindeer
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 19th December 2004 @ 07:17:24 PM AEST
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| You are too much, I will never look at reindeer the same again............Mike |
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