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Fluffy monkies2:how the monkies saved Mr. Blue's life
Contributed by
Deathly_Rose
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Tuesday, 14th December 2004 @ 07:59:22 AM in AEST
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The poem on how the fluffy monkeys saved the blue stickman
Once there was a stickman,
A stickman oh so blue.
Walking down the road,
He saw something pass by, as he looked at his shoe.
"What was that" he asked himself,
His head he scratched and scratched.
Just then a bright light flashed before his eyes so blue,
A light passed, white taking over what once was true.
On the side road,
Is where he lay,
Where with a hip and a hop came a horny toad.
Bearing a crown, this horny toad pleaded Mr. Blue for a kiss,
Not to turn him into a prince, but to save his life,
It’d be a moment of bliss.
So up jumped the toad, as on his warty face Mr. Blue planted a smooch,
The toad then stood up "Put your hands behind your head and give me your hooch!"
Now, by then Mr. Blue was lost and confused,
Stars and question marks dancing above his head.
"Watch your back!" yelled Mr. Blue,
"That's impossible!" yelled the horny toad,
Mr. Blue pointed behind him,
A flash of lime, with the dampness of rain,
In came a pie!
The pie saving, pie flinging hot pink fluffy monkeys have come,
Come to save Mr. Blue’s life!!
Mr. Blue jumped onto the back
Of one of the cape bearing, pie flinging/saving, hot pink fluffy monkeys ,
As they rode upon its bike of mold,
Wearing it’s cape of gold.
Up onto the cloud of pink and lime,
Where Mr. Blue was to stay, for the first time.
Now this place was not the same as down on earth,
This place was full of color bearing objects,
Colorful streams of water, purple and red…
(No nobody is dead)
*~back down on earth where the monkey was attacking the horny toad~*
The monkeys fling and flung, hit the toad upon its warts,
Warts which were green and yellow, bruised and battered.
This toad was not normal, these monkeys would soon find.
This toad was not a male, nor a she…
What it was, nobody could see.
“HA! You don’t know my gender so now you cannot defeat me!”
The horny toad yelled and it screamed.
The two monkeys looked at each other, and nodded their heads,
They jumped into each other and formed…
MEGA HOT PINK DOUBLE FLUFFY MONKEY MAN
“Oh no, not Mega Hot Pink Double Fluffy Monkey Man!!”
The horny toad fell to its knees (do toads even have knees?),
He begged and he pleaded, but this Mega Hot Pink Double Fluffy Monkey Man was not about to give up!
So he threw his lime green and hot pink hearts of despair towards the ugly creature.
Soon the horny toad began to melt,
Melt into a pink fluffy monkey with a bicycle of mold,
Bearing a cape of gold!!
“Thank you pink fluffy monkeys for saving my stickish life!” said Mr. Blue
“One question though…” he stopped as he looked at the monkeys
The monkeys looked at each other in a state of confusion,
“Where are your lime green pies of rain!?”
The monkeys looked at each other as they fell onto their backs,
Eyes gone crossed, hands upon their foreheads,
Tears began to flow from their eyes…
“What will we do without our lime green pies of rain!?”
Copyright ©
Deathly_Rose
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2004-12-14 07:59:22]
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Re: Fluffy monkies2:how the monkies saved Mr. Blue's life
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by Sapphire_Blue on
Tuesday, 14th December 2004 @ 08:08:51 AM AEST
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| Weird poem, couldnt make much sense out of the whole, no insult towards you though, its just I didnt understand where this was heading...cool poem...anyhowz. |
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Re: Fluffy monkies2:how the monkies saved Mr. Blue's life
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by pixie on
Tuesday, 14th December 2004 @ 08:22:05 AM AEST
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that was hilarious lolol although I didnt quite undertand it but great write :):)
pixie xx |
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Re: Fluffy monkies2:how the monkies saved Mr. Blue's life
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by butterbuns on
Tuesday, 14th December 2004 @ 08:30:01 AM AEST
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*Snort*
Love it. But seriously, as I usually ask...Are you? On drugs that is.
Fluffy! Pink! Monkeys!
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