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my sensitive friends
Contributed by
darkeyedman
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Tuesday, 26th November 2002 @ 09:00:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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My sensitive friends drive me crazy.
We were sitting at a bar last night and ‘you are the sunshine of my life’ comes on the jukebox. They are all saying how much they love that song, and they can’t remember who sang it. I can’t stand the song, and I’m about half lit, but I do know who sang it,
So I tell them. ‘the blind guy’.
Now they are all over my case. ‘the blind guy!’, ‘the blind guy!’ . He’s one of the greatest artists of our time and you call him the blind guy?
Three drinks later we are staring at the news, and a story comes on about a bus carrying ten blind kids that ran off the road into a ravine in Mexico. My friends are all saying how sad this was, and were wondering why ten blind kids were in a bus traveling across mexico in the first place. Well, I’m still mad the ingrates didn’t thank me for coming up with who sang ‘you are the sunshine of my life’, and I’m about three quarters lit, but I did know the answer. So I told them. They were the Stevie Wonder singers. And they shouldn’t have let Stevie drive, even if he is one of the greatest artists of our time.
My friends think I am terrible.
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Re: my sensitive friends
(User Rating: 1 ) by OreO on
Tuesday, 26th November 2002 @ 09:29:22 AM AEST (User
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May not be a poem as you say
but it' was a good little short story
Thanks for sharing it
.::´¯`·..· OreO·..·´¯`::.
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Re: my sensitive friends
(User Rating: 1 ) by tease_whizz on
Tuesday, 26th November 2002 @ 11:01:17 AM AEST (User
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haha, not quite a poem - but fantastic anyway. i definitely know how you feel. great write xxx |
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Re: my sensitive friends
(User Rating: 1 ) by DreamWeaver on
Tuesday, 26th November 2002 @ 06:56:45 PM AEST (User
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Deepthinking darkeyedman with drywittedhumour makesmelaugh .... thanks :))) |
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