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The Great Gravitational Nature of Gum
Contributed by
dtborchert
on
Monday, 6th December 2004 @ 01:21:11 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I was on my way to school,
When I stepped in some muck,
And when I tried to move along,
I noticed I was stuck.
My foot I tried to free,
And I pried with all my might,
And then I was met
With such a gooey sight.
Right upon my brand new shoe
Was purple bubble gum.
I shook my foot to get it off,
Until my leg went numb.
Still it wouldn’t budge,
And I scraped it on the street.
But on my shoe there was
Still a tasty little treat.
So I went along,
Though I didn’t get to far,
Cause the gum got stuck
To a little plastic jar.
I tried to get it off,
But it would not budge.
So I on to school I went
With an awkward trudge.
I really got a shock,
For it happened just like that,
When I mistakenly hopped
On the tail of a fat cat.
Oh you shoulda heard him squeal.
I had rotten luck.
In the jar his bushy tail,
Truly did get stuck.
So on one foot I did hop.
What was I to do?
I had gum, a jar, and cat
Stuck right to my shoe.
He then tried to free his tail
Right from that little jar.
And as we passed it by,
He latched onto a car.
Well that was all it took,
And I came to a quick halt.
Not one step could I take
It was gravity at fault.
I marveled at the gum,
And its capability
Maybe I’ll tell NASA,
Of its great utility.
And then I had a thought,
For it’s only a short walk,
And off to school I went,
In one shoe and just my sock.
Copyright ©
dtborchert
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2004-12-06 13:21:11]
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Re: The Great Gravitational Nature of Gum
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by in2thetwilightzone2 on
Monday, 6th December 2004 @ 02:10:55 PM AEST
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Re: The Great Gravitational Nature of Gum
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by BlindSuicide on
Monday, 6th December 2004 @ 02:21:16 PM AEST
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Lmao! i loved this poem! I laughed so hard it put tears in my eyes. If this did happen that is some crazy luck but if not you have a great imigination this was a great write and it made my day.
Much love
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Re: The Great Gravitational Nature of Gum
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 05:10:39 AM AEST
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Cat's tails stuck in jars? whatever next! you cwazee cwazee person you!
Bloody hiarious.
Johnny. |
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