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Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
Contributed by
AliB
on
Saturday, 4th December 2004 @ 04:10:55 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Well, Red Riding Hood and Peter Pan
Eloped to wonderland
Left poor Rapunzel all alone
To find another man
Alice was a bridesmaid
Rumpelstiltskin gave red away
Pinnochio was a page boy
Was the cause of an affray
Pinnochio, he was jealous
For he loved Peter too
Peter rebuked his advances
Bit off more than he could chew
Winnie, Tigger and Piglet
Arranged the honeymoon
An exclusive tropical island
But it ended all too soon
Puss In Boots was visiting
This island off the map
Seduced unsuspecting Peter
Who found Puss was a tom cat
But Red could not forgive him
And had the marriage annulled
Went out to drown her sorrows
Was wary of being fooled
So when Prince Charming approached her
Red thought that he was joking
Until he kissed her on her lips
Now that was thought provoking
“Could he really love me?
What about his Beauty?
I heard that she was barren
And could not fulfil her duty”
Prince Charming took Little Red home
And led her up to bed
Told her to get ready
Then this is what he said
“My Beauty can’t have children
But I really love her so
Would you have two or three for us?
No one would ever know
You’re both slim built and pretty
Our kids will look just fine
People will think they’re Beauty’s
And they’ll definitely look like mine”
Red she thought about it
A grin spread on her face
“And how much are we talking
To add to the human race?”
“Anything you want” he replied
“You just name your price”
“A castle of my very own?
Now that would be quite nice”
“Anything else? Consider it yours
Now can we do the deed?”
A not so innocent Red Riding Hood
An exciting life doth lead!
Copyright ©
AliB
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
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by Jenni_K on
Saturday, 4th December 2004 @ 08:07:10 PM AEST
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Hey..thank SNM for me too.....I really enjoyed this..... it was so cute.....
Jenni |
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 5th December 2004 @ 12:58:03 AM AEST
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I would like to thank you for exposing the double life many of these fairy tale characters lead. You have quite rightly uncovered a boiling cauldron of sexual deviancy and immoral actions.
Red prostituting herself for a castle is a glaring example of this.
Johnny.
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
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by pixie on
Sunday, 5th December 2004 @ 07:42:19 AM AEST
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funny, very funny, wish I could write humourous poetry lkike this lolol brilliant work,
pixie xx |
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
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by dtborchert on
Sunday, 5th December 2004 @ 10:36:09 AM AEST
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I'm glad you've exposed,
Red as a little tart.
For when she stole my man,
it nearly broke my heart.
Great work, very funny.
Tena
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
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by tawnii on
Saturday, 11th December 2004 @ 02:12:14 AM AEST
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hi ali, it's shauni. your poem is Sooo kewl, well done i have posted 2 poems they are not that good though.
Anyway c u soon xxx |
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
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by UnlovedChild on
Sunday, 12th December 2004 @ 03:36:41 PM AEST
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| I was hoping you'd add another one! Thanks SNM. Great write...hope you can continue this! |
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
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by Dawny on
Thursday, 16th December 2004 @ 07:08:46 AM AEST
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LMAO @ Wj's comment!!!
This is great Ali, them fairy tale characters are a load of dirty buggers lmao
Really liked this, keeo em coming
Love Dawny xxx |
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Re: Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 4th February 2005 @ 06:16:18 AM AEST
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lmao!!! sooo excellent ali!!! ~more please:) hugs n' love nessa
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