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Mary and her nasty Lamb
Contributed by
dtborchert
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Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 08:30:49 AM in AEST
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I’m about to share a story
That is seldom told
About that little tart Mary
And her centerfold.
She was really quite the thing
Way back in her day.
Then she met a nasty lamb,
That charmed her with his way.
This lamb followed her around,
And was a real sweet talker.
If this were going on today,
We would call him stalker.
Then the little pervert,
Followed her to school,
Yes, as the story goes,
He broke a major rule.
Sure the kids laughed and played,
For he taught them how to bet.
They gambled everything they had,
And some are still in debt.
The police eventually heard,
A suspect he was named.
But as he was being cuffed,
He said he had been framed.
His lawyer was the clever sort
Who put a spin on it.
Then she turned that little lamb,
Into something quite legit.
His lawyer turned to agent,
And she got her story sold.
And no one ever hears about
The lies that they have told.
If you are wondering
What happened to ‘ole Mary,
Well it’s sad to say,
But she drowned her tears in sherry.
No money’s left from pinups,
All taken from the scams,
But she learned a lesson:
To stay away from lambs.
Copyright ©
dtborchert
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by pixie on
Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 08:32:59 AM AEST
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omg that was bloody hilarious lololol laughed my socks off lol
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by givingin on
Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 08:35:20 AM AEST
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ha ha, I loved this poem, it was great!!!
*~givingin~* |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by MMISS on
Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 09:23:46 AM AEST
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| so funny! great poem. i could read this one for now on. |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by Stitch on
Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 10:29:19 AM AEST
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Wolves in lamb's clothing, I think.
I know a few of these.
Thanks for the smile.
Stitch |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by Jishes_4_ever on
Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 10:37:32 AM AEST
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a really funny poem... i couldn't help but laugh... great write...
awaitng ur next
~Jishes~ |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 11:07:46 AM AEST
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excellent humour once again!
Johnny. |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by n2dep2care on
Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 11:58:14 AM AEST
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LoL... Excellent! Thanks for the laugh!
Laurie |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by Bohemian_with_a_pen on
Saturday, 4th December 2004 @ 06:07:30 AM AEST
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| lol, awesome, i love it!!! |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by Essentially9 on
Sunday, 5th December 2004 @ 09:15:52 PM AEST
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| =]] that was amazing. it was hilarious. |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by in2thetwilightzone2 on
Monday, 6th December 2004 @ 03:07:30 PM AEST
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| very good, highly intelligent, well done |
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Re: Mary and her nasty Lamb
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by GingerB on
Wednesday, 9th February 2005 @ 05:19:54 PM AEST
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LMAO!! Thank you for sharing this.
Ginny |
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