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Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
Contributed by
AliB
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Wednesday, 1st December 2004 @ 12:49:58 PM in AEST
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Shopping is my hobby
I’ll buy just anything
I do so love a bargain
Boosts my adrenaline
I’ll just pop into Iceland
Malt loaf! It’s buy one get one free!
Oh god! I must stay focused
Malt loaf is all I see
I grab a box whilst passing
Just in case they do run out
There’s pizzas 2 for £2
30p off sauerkraut
But Johnny prefers the offer,
That’s sitting at the till
She gives him lots of urges
Most against his will
Serenely she just sits there
In her Iceland blue,
Bleeping all those bar codes,
To get the shopping through,
She really is a stunner
She has a sister (twin)
When I first met them both,
I thought my luck was in,
They both worked for Icelands
But only one fancied me,
I asked if I bought malt loaf,
Was the reluctant one for free!
Copyright ©
AliB
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2004-12-01 12:49:58]
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by pixie on
Wednesday, 1st December 2004 @ 12:51:49 PM AEST
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that was so funny, yeah I can guess which part the wild man wrote lol
wonderful job guys :):)
pixie xx |
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by sandy_poetrygodslove on
Wednesday, 1st December 2004 @ 12:52:40 PM AEST
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| lol so funny.... loved it. You guys have to write more.. be looking for it.. |
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by dtborchert on
Wednesday, 1st December 2004 @ 12:55:43 PM AEST
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Very funny. Great job again you two!
Tena |
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 1st December 2004 @ 12:55:50 PM AEST
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the thing i enjoyed about this write is how you can't tell who wrote what!!! lmfao!!
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by In2thetwilightzone on
Wednesday, 1st December 2004 @ 01:10:43 PM AEST
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| he he he |
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by Silent-No-More on
Friday, 3rd December 2004 @ 12:29:38 AM AEST
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Personally, I think Johnny needs no encouragement --- but --- you set him up nicely here, AliB. And, as always, Johnny went for it in his own irrepressible style!
Well done, you two --- Thanks for the giggle!
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by Dawny on
Saturday, 4th December 2004 @ 02:47:27 AM AEST
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Personally I hate shopping, too mant arrogant people about,,, but you two make it sound heaps of fun. maybe I should come to your shops lol, great poem
Love Dawny xxx |
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by blowfish_jane on
Saturday, 4th December 2004 @ 03:46:51 AM AEST
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This is an example of why i love shopping lol, Great write Johnny & AliB this is fantastic.
Hugs,
Jane x |
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Re: Johnny And AliB's Shopping Spree!
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by Dawny on
Thursday, 16th December 2004 @ 07:12:21 AM AEST
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S'right you know...shes always in bloody iceland lmao!!!
Great poem you two
Love Dawny xxx |
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