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Man’s best friend- not a dog. (or a cat, or a rabbit, or a hamster.)
Contributed by
dtborchert
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Wednesday, 1st December 2004 @ 08:13:49 AM in AEST
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I have a couple ferrets,
And yes, they’ve got great merits.
They scurry around the floor,
And scoot underneath the door.
They like to trip me in the hall,
But it’s exercise, that’s all.
They are industrious little guys,
Like little Bonds in disguise.
They just love to play and tease.
They often hide my keys.
Yes, ferrets can secrete a smell,
But that’s easily fixed, as well.
They really hate a bath,
So I’d avoid their wrath.
They can virtually clean themselves,
All while climbing on my shelves.
It can’t be them, cause they’re not tall,
But I seem to have holes in my wall.
And though they certainly look like bites,
I am sure they are just random blights.
They slither like a snake,
And often startle me awake.
They’re actually kinda lazy,
When they’re not acting all crazy.
Well, what can I say- bloody hell.
Now you know why they’re for sale.
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Re: Man’s best friend- not a dog. (or a cat, or a rabbit, or a hamster.)
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 1st December 2004 @ 01:03:47 PM AEST
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bloody hell ferrets i remember one of the little buggers sank his teeth into my hand when i was 7 and wouldn't let go!
haven't gone near one since! lmao!!! good write.
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Re: Man’s best friend- not a dog. (or a cat, or a rabbit, or a hamster.)
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by Essentially9 on
Sunday, 5th December 2004 @ 09:19:04 PM AEST
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| lmao. i always wanted a ferret. i guess that should be changed to, i used to always want a ferret... |
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Re: Man’s best friend- not a dog. (or a cat, or a rabbit, or a hamster.)
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by remote on
Wednesday, 5th October 2005 @ 03:40:26 PM AEST
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| Well I was always of a belief that pomeranian were not from canine family but of rodent family, they are nothing but overgrown rats, but don't take my word for it as I am quite biased. |
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