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Mr.Dr.
Contributed by
Rxqueen
on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 07:59:12 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Like many dysfunctional couples we have destructive problems
and we are looking for a quick fix to move on and solve them
so I am asking please, Mr. Dr. "Tough Love" Phil
give me a relationship mending super perscription pill
I see you on your show beat the love back in to lovers
getting them to make up-sex under the covers...
Oprah says you can bring us back to our "core of conscienness"
so hurry Dr. get me out of this messy mess of a mess
It is causing me much undesirable irritating stress!
Let me give you the rundown, so you can quick fix us up:
I am an insanely jelous psychotic B with an angry disposition
I don't like to love and I sure as a Rabbits behind don't like to listen
I want to stay out all night and rake the leaves under the twinkle stars
but my husband would rather go dance in tootoos at raunchy bars
I think we used to even have a dog in our house as a type of pet
but huffing all the nail polish I used to paint the kitchen floor made me forget
My man says I am a queen to him so I sit on my the thrown in the bathroom
I'll admit, he does care sometimes, he bought me a new car, it is a broom
But I do think as a couple we have great potential
By the way, this is going to be confidential?
Ok, well in that case let me tell you what our problems are...
I eat too many crackers in the sky, and I like to smoke seewead to get high
He sleeps next to the refrigerator, and listen to the towels in the dryer as they dry
But when we try to communicate,
it is like there is a big pancake gate
keeping us apart
with holding syrup from my heart
so can this even me mended?
I didn't intend for it to be ended
But I think someday me and him will see the light of the tunnel of love
and our souls will fly and dance in the clouds lingering above
a true feeling will be engulfed in my entire being by him
and in our fish bowl we will hide in plastic skeletons and swim!
So Dr. Dr. Dr. can I cet that perscription please?
I am going to be late for pilates.
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Rxqueen
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by pixie on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 08:04:58 AM AEST
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hehehhe this was great, very different, thanks for sharing,
pixie xx |
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by Daniela_Maria_Violin on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 08:57:06 AM AEST
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| I love this. So creative. Could be a rap song. |
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 09:53:17 AM AEST
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"it is like there is a big pancake gate
keeping us apart
with holding syrup from my heart"
lol. Now this is a poem. |
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by blowfish_jane on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 02:10:56 PM AEST
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LOL Jocelyn your such a nut job, you have such a witty different way of writing poetry. I like that you get your ides from the wako Dr. Phil. Love the poem.
P.S. I adore Oprah lol.
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by nascarfive on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 04:31:16 PM AEST
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| Dr. Phil tries to tell people who are as it was, how it is..I think I know where you're at or where you're coming from..I enjoyed this. ummm I listen to things dry too..LOL. |
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by shelby on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 05:36:41 PM AEST
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this is most unusual but very witty I must say I enjoyed it through and through love it infact
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by Jenni_K on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 08:19:05 PM AEST
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I thoroughly enjoyed this nutty write. Thank you for sharing it.... I needed the smile.
Jenni |
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by CrimsonTears on
Thursday, 25th November 2004 @ 11:05:14 PM AEST
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this was quite an insane write....but an awesome one at that....great job
Lots of Love
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Re: Mr.Dr.
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by Sinned on
Thursday, 23rd December 2004 @ 08:25:58 AM AEST
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Dr. Phil Sucks
but I like this poem much
Opra set him up
He seems to know everything from such & such
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