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Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part two )
Contributed by
Dan666
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Wednesday, 24th November 2004 @ 08:11:46 AM in AEST
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..................... The Dodgy looking bloke,
Who asked for a two toke,
Was a giant, grey rabbit!
" Hello duckies, my name's Buffy! "
" Are you sure? "
" Yes, I'm not bluffing! "
" I can get you anything mate. "
" Are you sure? "
" Yes, don't hesitate! "
The ducks agreed and swam along,
Buffy returned home, had a bong!
Uncle Bill found a pill,
Will he take it?
Yes he will!
Baby thought if she would. " Maybe. "
So they split it in half and they did pray-ee,
If they'd survive this drug addiction,
At least they don't do self infliction.
By now the ducks were really tripping,
They thought that the ground was dipping,
Uncle Bill was f ' ing and flipping,
' Cos he noticed that around their pond that there weren't no chippings!
" Yea Ali, give us summat else to stare at,
All the grass that we eat ( and smoke ) are crap! "
The ducks protested that they don't get meat,
Like the dogs inside.
" Yea, they cheat! "
Bearing in mind,
The ducks are out of their face,
So they both sat down to christmas dinner,
And Baby said grace.......................
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Dan666
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Re: Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part two )
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by Shadow on
Wednesday, 24th November 2004 @ 08:20:56 AM AEST
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I'm not usaly one for this kind of poem. It actualy made me laugh. I'm proud that I get to be the first of what i hope will be many comments. Let me know when you decide to post the next one of these. I definetly want to start reeding them.
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Re: Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part two )
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 24th November 2004 @ 08:24:36 AM AEST
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Well dan they always said i had the humour crown! this is brilliant what makes it so good is it's uniqeness!
just don't introduce 'em to alcohol! now spinnin' ducks there's a thing.
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Re: Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part two )
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by Essentially9 on
Wednesday, 24th November 2004 @ 09:13:32 PM AEST
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| interesting. |
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Re: Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part two )
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by AliB on
Friday, 26th November 2004 @ 04:52:27 AM AEST
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Can't wait for the next one of these, wanna know what our duckies are getting up to, they look soooo innocent swimming in their pond, who would've of thought it!!! Little buggers!!
Love the flow of this one Dan, you really are a star!!
Ali xxx (mum) |
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