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MAYDAY!!! - BUSHBRAIN COLLAPSE!
Contributed by
steeleyes
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Monday, 22nd November 2004 @ 08:48:13 AM in AEST
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Chile - Monday 22nd November 2004
(Bush) referred at a news conference to Iraqi elections 'on schedule for June 30th' when the actual date is 30 January.
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Bush Control i/c:
“Someone PLEASE… connect the brain!!
QUICK!!! He’s going to speak!!!
Get that sound synthesiser going!
Before he peeps a squeak!!
He might say Abu Gah-rabe
Or scramble some garbage in!!
Quick, is his brain in synch?!?
Quick, make those eyebrows spin!!!
Still no response from the skull?!
Out of touch as usual?!
Lord help us!
His mouth is opening… Control to lobes!!
Have you blown a fuse?”
Bush: “The Iraqi elections are on schedule for…
Control:
“We got dense fog in here!!! Mayday!! Mayday!!
BRAIN! BRAIN!!! Come in, pu-leeeeease!!!”
…June 30th'
(((Alarm!))) Error!! (((Alarm!))) Delete!! (((Alarm!))) Error!! (((Alarm!))) Delete!!
Control: (Smacks virtual head)
“Oh Jeezzz-usss! what a basket case!!!!
Someone shut off that frigging alarm!
He’s got no mind TO erase!”
(((((((Sigh)))))))
“What happened to his brain…? IS there a brain in fact????”
Will somebody PLEASE send out a search party to find out?!
“The report of a brain being there
May well be an outright lie
Send the Bush Survey Group, right away!
Inspectors, you must try…
To find some brain and switch it on
And then find the W-M-D!
No, not a missile in his ear...
Weak-Minded-Delirium! You’ll see!
Give it a good dose of shock and awe!
And a lobotomy for good measure!
This jerk is our freaking president!
But not one we’ll ever treasure!
Sanitise behind his little piggy eyes
And report back: “Mission Complete!”
I want this dumb s.o.b. in shape RIGHT NOW
Not a dribbling lump of meat!
Copyright ©
steeleyes
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2004-11-22 08:48:13]
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Re: MAYDAY!!! - BUSHBRAIN COLLAPSE!
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by bobotheclown on
Monday, 22nd November 2004 @ 04:32:05 PM AEST
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Haha thanks for the laugh. Enjoyable as
always. I sent off the e-mail to the Prime
Minister and Dr. Keith Martin re: Bush's visit
to Canada. Once again thanks for the laugh.
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Re: MAYDAY!!! - BUSHBRAIN COLLAPSE!
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by Dri on
Wednesday, 24th November 2004 @ 08:12:18 PM AEST
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| loved that pic...*laugs, falling oug of chair* yes, we do love to pick at dear Bush... |
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