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Hooters Oyster Shooters
Contributed by
Rxqueen
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Sunday, 21st November 2004 @ 04:58:18 AM in AEST
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I used to work at Hooters
where they serve Oyster shooters
God those are gross...
Well anyway,
what i'm trying to say
is I hated that job the most...
The stupid guys
ordering hot wings and fries
staring at my body...
I'd pour their beer
and always fear
they were thinking something naughty...
This went on every day
and all I could do was smile and say
come back again soon...
But as out the door they'd linger
id secrely give em the finger
and go into the bathroom...
I'd use the toilet
I'd fix my outfit
and look in the mirror
But wash my hands I did not
Boy isn't that so hot?
now you see a Hooters girl clearer?
We don't like to flirt
with crude scum and dirt
or be pinched on the ***
I can honestly tell you
that what the guys do
is simply distgusting and crass
So next time you go to Hooters
and order your oyster shooters
remember what I said...
Once you walk out that door
"It is you who is the whore"
(you always come back for more)
We say silently in our head...
Copyright ©
Rxqueen
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2004-11-21 04:58:18]
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Re: Hooters Oyster Shooters
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by shattered_heart on
Sunday, 21st November 2004 @ 08:31:40 AM AEST
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| Halarious, but kind of dirrty if hooter gurls actually don't wash their hands! lol |
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Re: Hooters Oyster Shooters
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by a_bear on
Sunday, 21st November 2004 @ 06:07:22 PM AEST
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rotfl..this is the ultimate..you didn't wash your hands???
I thought having big hooters was .. I don't know..a nice thing..and young women liked it..that's why they applied there for a job, like being a play boy bunny..your poem was an eye opener.. |
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Re: Hooters Oyster Shooters
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by blowfish_jane on
Monday, 22nd November 2004 @ 07:01:28 AM AEST
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Hmm i ate once in hooters lets just hope they washed thier hands lol. Great write
Hugs,
Jane |
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Re: Hooters Oyster Shooters
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 6th December 2004 @ 10:41:03 PM AEST
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I ate ata hooters once, food wasn't that bad the pricese were ridiculess! I'll never go there again.
Besides, my buddy was acting all stupid to the waitress, talk about embarassing. |
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Re: Hooters Oyster Shooters
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by Sinned on
Tuesday, 21st December 2004 @ 05:11:57 AM AEST
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Rxqueen
I look for I am man
O'the beauty of woman
I carry the sin of Adam
A womans charm
I see no harm
For i am shame
I shame myself before I Am
I've read several of your poems. Girl you tickle me to the bone
Bad choice of word
If you know what I mean
I like your poetry It's a little obscene
Keep writting Rxqueen
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