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A druken phone call to recall a funny memory

Contributed by brokenwings on Sunday, 21st November 2004 @ 02:56:47 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



hey baby its me, i'm home and all alone, i wanted to tell you a little secret,
walk to another room quick before i forget,
yes baby you know my secrets are sweet,
i know its our night to be with our friends
but i hope to be with you when the night ends,
yes honey i do, believe me these words are all true.
i have special plans for me and you.

don't laugh at me i'm not drunk...
well yeah I am drunk as a skunk...
but i still need to tell you something,
go out side I don't care if its cold,
shush now listen,
you'll like my sweet nothing.

yes i've had a few beers but that don't change,
i know i'm talking silly and being strange.
i just wanted to tell you something..
okay since you got this started,
i only wanted to tell you,
that i was thinking of you laying next to me in the bed,
HEY NOW ITS NOT ALL IN MY HEAD,
shush now listen!!!quit making me laugh.
i was thinkin of the night when i was frisky and started,
started playin silly lovers games,
yes that night when i was calling you those crazy nick names
so you now remember that night
you were holding me tight,
just as soon as we started...
you know started making love,
you kissed me i kissed you,
then we cuddled and your drunk A@@ farted




Copyright © brokenwings ... [ 2004-11-21 02:56:47]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: A druken phone call to recall a funny memory (User Rating: 1 )
by kyletycz on Sunday, 21st November 2004 @ 03:07:11 AM AEST
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i like this poem, i have a problem with calling people when im drunk, ok, ive already called -people tonight when im drunk, but im sobering up now, so its all good, and so is this poem.....

l8r

Ninja Tycz


Re: A druken phone call to recall a funny memory (User Rating: 1 )
by neglected1 on Sunday, 21st November 2004 @ 02:13:31 PM AEST
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haha.. that was funny.. i didnt expect that at all..

great write

~neglected1~




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