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Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part one )
Contributed by
Dan666
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Thursday, 18th November 2004 @ 06:45:39 AM in AEST
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Uncle Bill and Baby,
Were floating in a pond,
One said he's Daffy,
The other said he's Donald,
They both replied,
" No we're not."
" We're two bad ducks smoking pot! "
" I am mashed. "
" So are you! "
Splutter, giggle, cough, ACCCHHHHOOOOOO!
Quick here comes Ali,
With some more green, ssh! Just Quack,
Maybe if we clear this lot,
She might start us on smack!
Baby said she's floating,
Uncle Bill said he is high,
" Come on Baby flap your wings,
And kiss your a*** good-bye! "
They were supposed to eat it,
Instead they rolled and smoked,
Where did they get the papers from,
A dodgy looking bloke.......
Copyright ©
Dan666
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2004-11-18 06:45:39]
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Re: Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part one )
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by a_bear on
Thursday, 18th November 2004 @ 10:42:35 AM AEST
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| OMG..we have another wildejohnny..this is just too, too good to be true.. this was wonderful!!! welcome to the ranks of super genius..I LOVE IT...maybe we can get Ozman to sing? LOL |
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Re: Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part one )
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 18th November 2004 @ 12:10:30 PM AEST
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RFLMFAO!!!!!! smokin'!! tokin' ducks! love it Dan! ( if you find them missing during the night they're probably down the 24 hour garage stocking up on kit -kats, pringles and king size papers)
5/5 for this one.
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Re: Home Grown Lettuce or Duck 'N' Mash ( part one )
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by AliB on
Friday, 26th November 2004 @ 04:36:58 AM AEST
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Brilliant poem Dan!!!!
Very creative and funny, they certainly like their lettuce don't they? Hope I don't contribute to them overdosing!!! What would the neighbours say? Lmao.
Ali xx (mum) |
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