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Screwed

Contributed by neglected1 on Wednesday, 17th November 2004 @ 01:50:16 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



This was for certain a very special occasion
The couple decided to make it worth their while
They determined to add a twist
In there night spent together
He asked if it was alright if he could have a taste
Stunned she looked at him and simply opened up wide
He grabbed the curve of the body
And then grabbed his magic wound
Forcefully shoving it all in
She gasped a little
Pounding it deeper and harder
She slowly backed away
Frightened she screamed, “It’s not going to come out”
He insured her it would after he worked his stuff
He was working up a sweat now
For there was too much thrusting being done
Finally he gave one last grunt
And gave it his all
“Pop”
He pulled back quickly
Held a big grin upon his face
Knowing he got the job done
The white fluid started spewing out
As he tried licking it all up
She grabbed it, still hard, and got a taste for her own liking
What a perfect special night
To share some champagne/ bubbly

Hahaha gotcha!!!






Copyright © neglected1 ... [ 2004-11-17 13:50:16]
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Re: Screwed (User Rating: 1 )
by StephanieA on Wednesday, 17th November 2004 @ 01:59:00 PM AEST
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That made me laugh....good write!


Re: Screwed (User Rating: 1 )
by LEMMEN on Wednesday, 17th November 2004 @ 02:06:04 PM AEST
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Great write I needed a chuckle today thanks for sharing.

~~DENNIS~~ :)


Re: Screwed (User Rating: 1 )
by givingin on Thursday, 18th November 2004 @ 07:26:00 AM AEST
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That was a great write!
I laughed so hard at the end!

Keep up the great work!
*~givingin~*


Re: Screwed (User Rating: 1 )
by pinkunicornoctober on Friday, 10th September 2010 @ 02:39:53 PM AEST
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I wondered why the moderator hadn't pulled this off LL! This is great! You fooled me!


Re: Screwed (User Rating: 1 )
by pinkunicornoctober on Friday, 10th September 2010 @ 02:40:23 PM AEST
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I wondered why the moderator hadn't pulled this off LOL! This is great! You fooled me!




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